Tales from a Kappa taproom
“I swear to you all, I was here when it happened. There was this trader, see, I think he was a Kurio but you can never tell with them, seeing as how they all look different anyway. This trader got confused, seemed to think that our rice wine is just as weak as their grape wine. Boy, was he in his cups – he kept trying to sing until the barkeep threw a fish at ‘im. That shut ‘im up, but then he got sulky. Kept eye’n up the barmaids an’ mumbling to himself. He slinked out after a few minutes, and I would’ve forgot the whole thing ‘cept Yohsi himself walks by right after. I didn’t even know he was here – this is a pretty small bar, and well lit too. I had to use the trench, so I headed out back. That bugger trader was out there! He had cornered a barmaid who came out to dump the dishwater, and he was lookin’ to get real friendly with her. I was about to shout for the militia, but turns out I didn’t need to. Yoshi walks up behind him, picks him up by the scruff of his neck like a ‘gator with a kitten and says ‘Your ancestors disapprove of this. Why don’t you go explain yourself to them’ and then crushed his neck with one hand. Tossed the body in the trench, bowed to the lady and walked away.”
The second man at the bar shook his head. “That’s not the start of it. My cousin has a trap farm outside the city proper, in the headwaters of the mountain. He and his little boy were out checking the traps when they saw a stranger walking through their streams. They started over towards him to see what he wanted when one of those winged abominations swooped out of the sky and grabbed his son. It happened so fast, my cousin couldn’t react, but he saw the stranger leap straight up, ten feet, and grab the griffon by its forelegs. He swung up, kicked it full in the face, and grabbed the child from its talons. Boy was mostly unhurt, and my cousin practically spilled his water thanking the man. He wouldn’t accept any reward for saving the boy, just told my cousin to tell everyone he know that Yoshi would protect the Kappa.”
“Oh come on,” blurted the third man, “I mean, killing a trader is one thing, but kicking a griffon in the face?! That’s just ridiculous.”
“I’ve seen the boy’s scars, and I would appreciate you not calling my cousin a liar.”
The third man paled. Tsu had a wicked temper and an overinflated sense of honor to match. “That’s not what I meant, maybe he just saw it wrong, that’s all. Besides, I’ve seen Yoshi too. I sometimes pass through the dry district to get to market, and I saw him passing out coins to beggars. These weren’t just flints he was handing out, but real gold! Anyone who ‘asks and has need’ he was saying, ‘will never hunger again’. Sure enough, the next week there were fewer people asking for coin, and the streets were cleaner. Place smells a lot better now, that’s for sure. I hear the people there started calling him Yoshi-kami. I don’t even call my grandmother Kami, and she’s been dead for twelve seasons. Just don’t seem right, a kami-of-the-flesh. Even if he is our protector.”
“Well,” interjected the first, “they do say that he got his strength from the spirits lost at sea when Tali struck. So I guess he’s a kind of Kami, just one that we’ve never seen before.”
At this the barkeep looked up. He had been listening to them talk the whole time, but this was the first time he felt compelled to speak.
“I’ve seen your ‘Yoshi-kami’ too, but not in daylight. I live by the ocean – I like the breeze, always have. Many nights I’ll sit outside and just listen to the waves. But lately, I’ve seen many wanderers pass through under the cover of dark. Always at night and always at low tide. It’s Yoshi that brings them down there; he’s pretty hard to miss, even at night. For all the people that go down that coast, not many of them come back. You say that the dry district seems less crowded? I’d bet it is, but just because a man doesn’t go hungry don’t mean he’s well fed. I’ll tell you another thing, I don’t listen to the waves anymore. They sound different, angry. They sound like they’re trying to say something, and I don’t want to hear. They quiet down after Yoshi brings some wanderers, but it doesn’t keep for long. If his mother weren’t the Speaker he’d have been arrested by now, but the militia lets him do whatever he wants. So I’m keeping my mouth shut and looking for a new place deeper in the swamp. You can keep your Yoshi-kami; I can protect myself.”
With that, the barkeep went back to polishing the mugs. The three men, unnerved by his story, left one by one. When they came back the next week, the bar was shuttered, and a crudely painted sign on the door read “Reopening soon under new management.” The barkeep’s wife said he went out for a walk during low tide one night, and a rouge wave hit out of nowhere, sweeping him out to sea. A few days later, a man with the manners of a beggar and the eyes of a madman offered her payment in gold coins for the taproom, and she gladly accepted. She said she was going to buy a house further up in the swamps, nice and quiet where she could finally get some sleep.