Fortunes

[thescaryworker]

It happens to all of us. We open the fortune cookie, glance down at the crumpled piece of paper, then stifle a "WTH??"
This is a thread for those who have ... interesting ... fortunes.

Examples (these really happened to me):

Fortune: Holiday Greetings
Lucky numbers: (none)
Interpretation: Your life has no meaning: just eat the cookie.

[lucky numbers not required: put (none) if there were none on the card, and N/A if you don't remember]

Fortune: You will buy more fortune cookies.
Lucky numbers: N/A
Interpretation: ....


Have fun.

 

[JonnyB]

Fortune: A Financial Loss is Imminent

Lucky Number: 37.50

Interpretation: Your bill for the meal is $37.50

 

[puglover]

 

[JonnyB]

Fortune: You reap what you sow

Interpretation: You were rude to the waiter, so he spit in your soup.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Fortune: You will meet a tall, dark stranger
Interpretation: You will be mugged in the alley

 

[Tycoon101]

Fortune: "Whew, about time I got out of that cookie!"
Interpretation: It seems that someone had a good time at the fortune factory.

Yes, that was a real fortune.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Fortune: You have a unique personality.

Interpretation: even little pieces of paper know why no one likes me.

yes, I got it.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Fortune: You will try something new today
Interpretation:

 

[Perfection]

Once had one that said "You love Chinese food"