France Bashing Humor

[brandon749]

Come here to post you trite and cliched France bashing humor, I'll post a few I'm sure you've all heard before:

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A. We don't know; it's never been tried.



Q: Why are there so many tree-lined streets in Paris?

A: Germans like to march in the shade.


Q: What did the Frenchmen say to the Germans when they reached Paris?

A: Table for 800,000 misseur? (Don't worry, the rude Frenchmen got revenge when the Germans received terrible service).

I can't remember any others at the time, but they'll come to me. What have you got?

 

[napoleon526]

We frown on any nation-bashing here. Plus your jokes aren't even funny. I suggest you delete this before a moderator sees it.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by brandon749
I can't remember any others at the time, but they'll come to me. What have you got?

I can remeber these and many others, from decades before you were born. Since there is mor bashing than laughs to be had here
Moderator Action: warned for nation bashing
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889
You need better, more original and less trite, jokes to on such a subject.