FUNNY! Politically Incorrect Unique Units!
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sebanaj
Prince
Maradona: causes 80% of unhappiness in England
100% of happiness in the American continent
80% of happiness in Ireland, Scotland and Wales
Fidel Castro: war weariness goes up to 100% in America.
gives 100% of literacy
+100 of culture per turn
University in each city
can't trade
100% of happiness in the American continent
80% of happiness in Ireland, Scotland and Wales
Fidel Castro: war weariness goes up to 100% in America.
gives 100% of literacy
+100 of culture per turn
University in each city
can't trade
Wild Weasel
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English, Armed Response Unit, UU
Automatically created when a Police Station is built in an English City. 10% chance each turn of shooting any member of an ethnic minority pop within the city, or any worker in the city radius who is carrying something that could be construed as a firearm - such as a shovel or a hoe.
Sound effect: "Don't move - BLAM BLAM BLAM - Armed Police"
Automatically created when a Police Station is built in an English City. 10% chance each turn of shooting any member of an ethnic minority pop within the city, or any worker in the city radius who is carrying something that could be construed as a firearm - such as a shovel or a hoe.
Sound effect: "Don't move - BLAM BLAM BLAM - Armed Police"
Myartar
Yeah, I'm back
Also could be used by the Americans (LAPD, Chicago PD, or NYPD["we shot him 41 times b/c we though he was a threat...."]).
bobgote
Trousers
But all american police have firearms, so it really isn't funny. Maybe if when the Americans build police stations, population of black citizens is halved. 
Celtic: a UU that would convince other civs they were Celtic when they aren't, like the way the Irish, Scots and Welsh pretend not to be English.
Carthaginians: a UU which sacrifices babies to become a veteran
Vikings: a UU which gain gold for the civ by secretly delivering iron and support to the Germans in war time.
Turks: a UU which has a special abilty to destroy better civilizations and claim their wonders as their own
Korea: a UU which makes dog a new food resource
Arabs: a UU which will make up religions in order to spread Arab culture and increase the size of the civ
Spain: clearly this civ will have problems assimilating other civs unless it's female population have their facial hair removed, so the new UU will go around doing this.
Carthaginians: a UU which sacrifices babies to become a veteran
Vikings: a UU which gain gold for the civ by secretly delivering iron and support to the Germans in war time.
Turks: a UU which has a special abilty to destroy better civilizations and claim their wonders as their own
Korea: a UU which makes dog a new food resource
Arabs: a UU which will make up religions in order to spread Arab culture and increase the size of the civ
Spain: clearly this civ will have problems assimilating other civs unless it's female population have their facial hair removed, so the new UU will go around doing this.
bobgote
Trousers
uh oh, here we go again....lol at the rest tho
. You were always very good on the political incorrectness part, parsifal .Greek: Monobrow. What more can I say? what can the possible positive side of a monobrow be? keeps you warmer in winter? I guess population growth would be slower, as monobrows are just so unattractive (especially on the women) and the fact that they have to muster up the courage to drink Ouzo to become drunk enough to overcome disgust. (Bleargh, ouzo).
In addition:
Aborigines: something that can take away the land of other civs by exploiting their guilt
Zulu: similar, but this one allows its population to breed other civs out of cities
Americans: some kind of UU that will wipe out the indigenous inhabitants of a country but campaign against imperialism without anyone noticing the hypocrisy
China: a UU that kills rare animals on the verge of extinction for increased happiness in the civ
Aztec: a UU which can obtain prosperity for its civ by sacrificing captured units from other civs
Egyptians: a dumb American documentary maker
French: An effeminate charlatan that makes people think French culture is great without actually doing any thing of merit
Scots: a drunken scrooge who can hoard money for the civ
Germans: a UU that can collect lots of gold by eliminating its ethnic minorities
Aborigines: something that can take away the land of other civs by exploiting their guilt
Zulu: similar, but this one allows its population to breed other civs out of cities
Americans: some kind of UU that will wipe out the indigenous inhabitants of a country but campaign against imperialism without anyone noticing the hypocrisy
China: a UU that kills rare animals on the verge of extinction for increased happiness in the civ
Aztec: a UU which can obtain prosperity for its civ by sacrificing captured units from other civs
Egyptians: a dumb American documentary maker
French: An effeminate charlatan that makes people think French culture is great without actually doing any thing of merit
Scots: a drunken scrooge who can hoard money for the civ
Germans: a UU that can collect lots of gold by eliminating its ethnic minorities
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Let's keep the jokes clean and the discussion civil guys.
RufRydyr
QSC Map Maker
hmmm. that comment and the tread topic seem like oxymorons.
I foclmao. Since I'm Jewish, but a racist, bigoted, chauvinistic person, i have loved this thread. i've always hated 'politicaly correct' bs. (They've even changed the pronunciation of the planet Uranus!) I'm just an equal opportunity discriminator. hehe. I like everyone, but try to make fun of everyone too.
The palestinian UU can only kill civilians, but fails half the time and only kills itself.
Buddist Terrorist UU only sets itself on fire.
Ronald Reagon spy is usually successful and never gets caught because it can't remember if it's a spy.
Monica Blewinsky UU brings down leaders but increases pop happiness
Lorena Bobbit UU really bring about unhappiness
Ted Kazinsky UU lowerd science after postal system is researched.
Congress Wonder stops spy missions because it makes them all public, decrease happiness, and has no positive uses.
This is a really sick and twisted thread. Keep up the good work!
bobgote
Trousers
gonzo - i know your a mod, but please keep in mind that anyone entering this thread knows that it will be politically incorrect, and so enters at their own risk. please don't put restraints on the creativity of the likes of Parsifal
BTW parsifal - very funny.
BTW parsifal - very funny.
:rocket:
sabo
My Ancestors were Vikings
I think the UU for America should be a 3 foot high female, with a flat head, no teeth, and her father owns a liqour store...
Tweedledum
Prince
Sounds good, where can get I one? Preferably one that can suck a golf-ball through 50 feet of garden hose
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Originally posted by bobgote
gonzo - i know your a mod, but please keep in mind that anyone entering this thread knows that it will be politically incorrect, and so enters at their own risk. please don't put restraints on the creativity of the likes of Parsifal
BTW parsifal - very funny.
I know that. This thread, however, does need to comply with forum rules. I don't know if any of you remember the peanut gallery, people thought that since the posts their didn't count, they could post whatever they like. This is the same scenario. Just because the thread title warns about it, doesn't mean it can get political incorrect to the point of breaking forum rules.
I, myself, find the thread humorous
Myartar
Yeah, I'm back
Just picutreing this scares the bejesus outta me!! Mainly b/c I think I KNOW that girl!
Masquerouge
Deity
Ok i'll give it a go :
The French UU : must be in an army with an american unit to win a battle.
the Japanese UU : can retreat, but has a 1/3 chance of killing itself out of shame if it does so.
the Spanish UU : must be put to sleep every other turn (ay que calor !)
the Aztec UU : kills one of its fellow citizens every time its kills an ennemy
the Greek UU : has a 50% chance of randomly wandering on the map because it wants to know "Who I am, why am I here ?"
the American UU : 50/50/20. However, it suffers heavy corruption, so in fact it is 1/1/1.
The French UU : must be in an army with an american unit to win a battle.
the Japanese UU : can retreat, but has a 1/3 chance of killing itself out of shame if it does so.
the Spanish UU : must be put to sleep every other turn (ay que calor !)
the Aztec UU : kills one of its fellow citizens every time its kills an ennemy
the Greek UU : has a 50% chance of randomly wandering on the map because it wants to know "Who I am, why am I here ?"
the American UU : 50/50/20. However, it suffers heavy corruption, so in fact it is 1/1/1.
RufRydyr
QSC Map Maker
Talibunny UU has a slight offensive value against ships in port and embassies. Has a really strong defense when on a mountain square.
Ethiopian UU eats all the food then dies anyway.
Ethiopian UU eats all the food then dies anyway.
bobgote
Trousers
How about the ethiopian civ needs no food to grow, and if you're at peace with ethiopia, a percentage of your food and cash automatically goes to them to keep them alive. This value doubles if you build the UN.
Well that's just fine then
I just didn't want anyone shutting this thread down .Parsifal: I've changed. I'm now a pacifist. I find that keeping my answers sensible and peaceful, i get a lot more out of this site. I'm also luring you into a false sense of security.
Uh oh! Did I just say that out loud??? I gotta go!!!