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In your list, stealing your points

Invissubel Londen

I can has world wonder?

London went the way of the Mayas and decided to move to another plane of existence

When the Buddhist Rapture came, most of the world was left behind

'London completed 'The Cloaking Device' and turned invisible.'
Nimoy quote: "Captain, they have a cloaking device!"
 
You're right. I reloaded to check, and it appears I've never sent a unit to London. I had assumed that the 'top 5 cities' screen would show all cities upon winning the game, but that's not the case.

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Monty knows that if you want something done, you'd better do it yourself. So he got into his royal golden transport and set course for the Taoist city of Kumbi Saleh which had been under siege for years. "But sir," his adviser exclaimed, "their longbowman is too strong! Please, take a gunpowder weapon, or at least something with a sharp edge!" "You doubt the power of my blunt piece of wood?!" Monty yelled, as he hit the advisor on the head. "Prepare the hovercraft, I'm making an amphibious landing."

Meanwhile, in Kumbi Saleh...
Mansa Musa: "Longbowman, what can you see? Are they sending in the fighters again?"
Longbowman: "No. It appears to be some sort of furry with a cricket bat in a hovercraft. OMG, it's Montezuma himsel..." <dead>

BAM! World Domination. And Monty? Barely a scratch.
 
Monty got tired if the incompetance of his generals and soldiers and decided to take matters in his own hands... quite nice ;) Too bad that he let his pet skull at home ( maybe someone could mod a Monty unit ? :lol: )
 
Whats up with Washington? Is he having a seizure?
 

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This has probably been posted before but Asoka dialed me up with this trade proposal ...
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Last turns before a cultural victory, I launch a few raids on the huge but backwards Native Americans for sport. Kill a few dozen galleons with a handful of battleships and pillage all his crabs and such.
One turn before my last city is hitting legendary, Sitting Bull calls me up and offers me gold to leave him alone. I feel a little sorry for the guy at this point and accept... falling right into his trap

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While the artists back in the homeland partied, the forgotten sailors of the Khmer navy slowly froze to death.

...the peace-treaty teleportation should really make sure it drops your units off in the same sea they started off on
 
Stentor - two silly thoughts.
1. Does the Khmer language have a word for "freeze", or even for "Noticeably less warm" ?
2. What was the mane of the ship ? Endeavour ? or how about "Graf Spee" or even "Kursk"?
 
Oh, quit whining, Stentor. All you need is a city on the forest tile, a fort on the marble (or vice-versa), then DoW on Sitting Bull again, and your Battleship is home free! ;)

Seriously though, if the game hadn't been won, I'd have been tempted to use Worldbuilder to delete/replace that boat.
 
Well, floating deer

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OMG!!! They're killing my cows!!!

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I know somebody else have posted this, but using hammer to kill cows??
 
Possibly Financial in order to maintain a business that just gives things away.
 
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What railroad is this???:dubious:
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Ahh!!! Your destroying my fort!!:aargh:
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Getting gasoline while firing - great tank idea!!!:clap:
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