Futuristic Weapons Shop

[Grandmaster]

Thank you very much sir. Could I interest you in perhaps a longbow or a pike? Maybe a catapult to help defend the Presidential Palace from political opposition? We're having a grand opening sale, bargain prices.

 

[Grandmaster]

OK, we are finally open for business. I've just been approved, and the first transactions have been posted. Everybody's orders are now available.

 

[disorganizer]

I will pickup the 2 catapults with my floating castle in the next days ;-) And i better be satisfied with them!

 

[Grandmaster]

I guarantee you will...... want to see some test firing on the Army Surplus Store? (j/k eyrei, please don't mod me.......)

 

[Diabloinex]

i would like to buy 10 catapults

 

[Grandmaster]

Ten catapults...... with the discount comes to 1000 gold. Enjoy.

 

[GenMarshall]

I am here to pick up my Shield, arrows, and the longbow please .

 

[Grandmaster]

Here you are sir. *hands him the weapons and shield* Feel free to try them out on the archery range out back.

 

[Diabloinex]

glad doin business

 

[Grandmaster]

The next customer is the last person to get the 30% discount. Hurry and buy your weapons quickly, beofre they increase in price!

 

[disorganizer]

I would like to have a good knight's sword to fight on my future horse. And a knight shield. As well as a lance and the appropriate shiel for jousting.
All please in dark black with golden ensignments.
What will be my special price for that?

Btw: I would like to offer your business a free residence in Lancre if you like.

 

[Grandmaster]

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[disorganizer]

I am sorry i have to decline the offer. I already baught the items in another store and im to 0 at the moment
I maybe come back again on you if i have more money in the bank though.

 

[Grandmaster]

Certainly, I understand. Stop in another time.

 

[disorganizer]

Maybe i will buy some more armory detail and delicate weaponry as soon as i know exactly how much money i have at the moment

 

[Grandmaster]

I have an announcement to make! After substantial research, we have discovered a black powder that explodes when set afire. We believe it can be used to propel projectiles. We have so far developed a primitve BoomPowder-powered archery system, and hope better weapons will follow.

 

[GenMarshall]

I would like to purchase the BoomPowder" Archery Battery, with the specaly designed ammo, for the future conflict against the Aztecs. Any chanses of creating a Crossbow .

 

[Plexus]

Hello, Grandmaster, I would like to put in an order for a longsword, made of tempered iron with rubies and polished obsidian mounted in the handle inlayed with silver. I would also like an acid etched hawk on the blade.

How much would that run me?

 

[Grandmaster]

We're working on it, although most of our research is aimed at improving this BoomPowder. Anyway, that comes to 150 gold, General. Have you signed up for the crusade yet?

 

[GenMarshall]

I have already signed up for the Crusade .