Futuristic Weapons Shop

[disorganizer]

GM: empty your PM-BOX!

 

[Grandmaster]

Will do. Done.

 

[trader/warrior]

hello, i would like two catapults with fanatikan fire(300g) and one boompowder archery battery(150g) with 100 powdered proppeled arrows (200g)

that would be 650g, here you go(shakes grandmasters hand with 700 gold) keep the change.

 

[Grandmaster]

650 gold it is. Thank you very much, sir.

 

[trader/warrior]

ive decided to buy 1 more catapult and one more boompowder archery battery with 50 arrows. heres 400 gold

 

[Grandmaster]

Very well, sir. 400 gold it is.

 

[jdd2007]

stop selling weapons to terrorists!

 

[BCLG100]

ok grandmaster your shop has come under fire for selling potentially illegael goods i offer the chance to say otherwise here
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=34665

 

[Grandmaster]

Chance taken. Many thanks in consulting me before shutting down my shop, BCLG. Hate to do this, but I'm going to stop selling to Trader/Warrior (anyone else the Mob Rule happens to not like?)

And yes, I'll probably take the boom-powder weaponry off the market soon. Be a pity when people are using swords in the Modern Ages, though.

 

[Civanator]

Boompowder goes on the arrow and ignites the tip for flaming arrows, isn't it? also, in 200 or 2,000 b.c. the chinese invented the automatic reloading crossbow.

 

[Grandmaster]

Actually, the boompowder system I use is a small canister of it to propel arrows like rockets (the Chinese invented those too, I believe...)

Thanks for the info, Civanator.

 

[Civanator]

No problem GM.

Also-
Fanatikan Copyrighting Association will copyright the name "Futuristic Weapons Shop" for you. It will come at a cost but will have positive effects in the long run. So hurry to the Fanatikan Copyrighting Association today!

 

[Padma]

I would like to purchase one of your fine yew longbows. I have seen them do some wonderful things, and must add them to my arsenal.

Also, 40 of the iron-tipped arrows to go with it.

I believe that comes to 100 gold.

 

[Grandmaster]

It most certainly does, mylord, and I take it you'll be using it for Lord Octavian's tournament? I guarantee it will come in useful on the target range, what with its superior accuracy, range, and piercing ability. Glad to do business with you.

 

[Shabbaman]

Can you get me the catapult without the fanatican fire on a discount? I think plain old rocks (or the bodies of my enemies, or just a dead horse or something like that) will work fine as well...

 

[Grandmaster]

Certainly, Shabba. How does this sound: 110 gold for the catapult without the ammo, and you can haul away as many boulders as you'd like from behind the shop?

Also, if one of your soldiers or an enemy soldier falls sick with an infectious disease, you can fire him into enemy formations and spread a plague. I call it "biological warfare."

 

[Shabbaman]

We've got a deal, grandmaster. I think I've got more than enough rocks on the wealthy plains tile I recently acquired, so thanks for the offer.
If you come by the pub today, I'll buy you a beer.

 

[disorganizer]

grandmaster: we could also collect the diapers of our babies for that target.
collect them, and then fire at the enemies
we call it "diaper-thrower".

 

[gunning1]

I would like to buy a Yew Longbow and 20 arrows please. I need it for the upcoming tourny.

 

[Grandmaster]

Certainly, Lord Gunning. That'll run you about 80 gold, please.