Futuristic Weapons Shop

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Welcome to the Futuristic Weapons Shop! This is the place for one-stop armament shopping. Tired of simple, old weapons that everyone else is using? Then this is the place for you! These weapons are so advanced the army won't be using them for years. Utilizing materials and technologies not yet known to our nation's government, I have built weapons far stronger than anything available at a normal armory. So ride the leading edge of the wave of military evolution... buy your Futuristic Weapons today. We guarantee lower prices for superior merchandise, always.

Small Arms:

R-1 Infantry Rifle: A basic semi-automatic large-caliber rifle. The infantryman's standard firearm. Only 80g.

AR-4 "Sturmgewehr": Assault rifle with a 30-round magazine, capable of single, burst, or full-auto fire. Superior range and stopping power. Only 125g.

AR-4x "Granategewehr": AR-4 modified with an under-barrel grenade launcher. Capable of launching a 1-pound projectile nearly 100 yards. Only 150g.

MG-5 Automatic Rifle: .50 caliber heavy machine gun with 100-round magazine. Can fire incendiary and armor piercing rounds. Capable of burst or automatic fire. Only 150g.

FR-66 "Flammespritzing": Flamethrower with attached fuel tank. Effective range of about 10 yards at full power. Only 125g, plus 15g for extra fuel.

B-40 "Panzermörder"- Shoulder rocket launcher and anti-tank rockets. Rockets have 5-pound shaped charge warhead to destroy tank armor. Only 100g.

P-3 Pistol: 9mm pistol with a 7-round magazine and light killing power. A secondary sidearm or concealed weapon. Only 30g.

Fragmentation Grenades: 1-pound grenades that send deadly shrapnel in all directions. Only 5g each.

Land Mines: Pressure-sensitive land mines. Only 15g each.

Fighting Knife: A 5-inch steel blade, easilly concealable for use by assassins or as a defensive hand-to-hand weapon. Only 15g.

Tanks:

Panzer I: Light tank with light armor, a 5-inch cannon, and fair mobility. Only 400g.

Panzer II: Medium tank with heavier armor, 7-inch cannon, and stronger powerplant for better mobility. Only 450g.

Panther: Medium tank with better mobility. Only 460g.

Panther IV: Panther with better 7.5-inch high-velocity cannon and improved armor. Only 475g.

Tiger: Heavy tank with strong armor, 8-inch high-velocity cannon, and .50 machine gun, but poor speed and maneuverability. Only 600g.

Super Tiger: Tiger with improved powerplant and drive systems for better mobility, plus a lengthened and strengthened cannon. Only 660g.

King Tiger: Super-heavy tank with nearly inpenetrable armor, 9-inch high-velocity smoothbore cannon, 4 20mm chain guns, but very poor speed. Only 800g.

Himmelpanzer: Panther with anti-aircraft weaponry and radar. Only 500g.

Vehicles:

Anti-Aircraft Halftrack: Halftrack with 4 anti-aircraft guns. Only 300g.

Guncarrier: Halftrack with 12 .50 machine guns for anti-infantry use. Only 300g.

Jeep: General transport vehicle. Armed with 1 .50 machine gun. Only 200g.

Artillery:

2-inch Mortar: Light infantry artillery. Can fire 2-inch projectile over medium range. Only 140g.

8.8cm Dual Purpose: Dual purpose anti-aircraft/anti-tank gun. Only 175g.

10-inch Hi-Velo: High-velocity heavy artillery with long range and immense killing power. Only 200g.

RA-9 "Chieftess Organ": Armored truck armed with 8 rocket launch tubes. Named after our great wartime leader. Rockets carry 50-pound warheads. Only 350g.

Fighters:

F-11 "Hellraiser": Single-engine interceptor. Armed with cannons to knock down bombers. Good performance at high levels; poor handling at low levels. Only 500g.

F-49 "Engager": High performance dogfighter. Armed with 10 .50 machine guns for destroying other fighters. Excellant turning, climbing, diving, and speed at all altitudes. Long range for bomber escort missions. Only 600g.

F-33 "Devastator": Twin-engine fighter/bomber. Carries a mix of guns and cannons, as well as rockets, for mixed missions. Effective in dogfight, intercept, and escort roles. Only 700g.

Bombers:

B-3 "Helldiver": Twin-engine medium divebomber/strafer. Only 550g.

B-27 "Revenger": 4-engine heavy bomber for strategic bombing against enemy installations. Defended by 15 .50 machine guns in turrets. Thick armor can resist low-caliber fire. Only 900g.

B-122 "Eurofortress": 6-engine heavy bomber meant for strategic bombing and tactical carpet bombing missions. Capable of carrying 50 tons of bombs, rockets, and other ordinance. Thick armor is impervious to all but large-caliber cannons and rockets. Large defensive gun battery provides excellant protection. Only 1,100g.

Customization (such as gold and silver engraving, acid etching, or gemstones) is available for all items and is neogotiable. I also welcome special orders of rare weapons. We will build them to your exacting specifications. And as always, our price guarantee holds true. More "bang!" for the buck.
 
I will buy 2 of the catapults if you give them to me for 200 gold.
And you will get a free drink at the pub when we finished that deal :)
 
Certainly. Just waiting for the RPG Management to approve my business. I should have your order completed in a day or two.

BTW, watch out with the Fanatikan Fire or "naptha" as the Greeks call it. If it backfires it can cause some problems....
 
Just pm me when your shop is ready to deliver, i will see whether you have something even newer till then ;-)

A tip: Ask shaitan to startup your business!
 
Lets see..... 136-30%=91 gold please. Carved this one myself from a fine yew, I did.

Edit: Fixed the price. Honors math and I can't add.....
 
I am here to pick up the free silver-handled, acid-etched broadsword. :).
 
Here you are, General. Heat-tempered iron, sharpened to a nice point, balanced, ornate handle made of solid silver, decorative markings etched into the blade with acid. A beaut, she is.
 
*Picks up the sword*
The sowrd is a beauty. Quite an exelent craftsmanship there. :goodjob:.
 
Ill certanly would like to purcase the Shield and the longbow, note I also make my own arrows ;).
 
One Yew and one Phalanx Shields.... with discount comes to 93 gold. Are you sure you don't want any arrows? Nice straight shafts and iron points....
 
Ok, ill buy the the iron tiped arrows :).
 
30 Arrows please :).
 
I have come to collect the rather marvelous sword you so graciously offered me, Sir Grandmaster :)
 
About time, Mr. President (j/k) Here it is, sturdy heat-tempered iron blade, solid gold handle, ornate acid etching on both sides of the blade, sharpened to the finest point I can make, balanced so as to be easy to wield yet heavy enough to cut through armor. Enjoy.
 
As a token of my thanks, please accept this experimental iron version of the standard issue War Ministry spiky helmet. :D
 
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