Gender Test, are you sure you are a man?

[willemvanoranje]

Take the test!

My Result:

It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!
86% confidence

How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a dude.

As we said, this test gets smarter with every taker, and it's almost never wrong. You can make it even better by telling us it was right for you.

From the darkest bowels of our database, we have successfully pinched out your gender. Technology does always prevail, it seems. Thank you for contributing.

-- So Far, The Gender Test Has Learned --

Men prefer falling over drowning to death.

Women really hate the word "used".

Women are more likely to realize that clams
are alive (90%) than men (only 87%).

If you're really wondering how the Gender Test works so well, realize that 2,849,278 people have taken the test. And it's gotten smarter each time.

For each question, we track very carefully what each sex answers, and we use this information to build a complicated set of statistics. Below is an example... based on up-to-date numbers.


Now what is a clam? Can anyone tell me?

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[moof]

We would be very interested in an explanation as to how the validity of the
Test taker's answer to the question about gender was assertained?

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[willemvanoranje]

Well, I'd say: Take the test and try to find out. Are you afraid it guesses wrong?

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[Brad]

With 86% confidence they can say I AM A MAN... well hey, it's about time sombody realized it

(I SCORE THE SAME AS willemvanoranje)

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[willemvanoranje]

Well, you should be honored I think.

Naah. Just kiddin'. You're probably older than I am, and.........forget it.

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[Az]

80%

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[oryx]

Originally posted by willemvanoranje:

Now what is a clam? Can anyone tell me?

It's not the shell. It's a soft meaty thing isn't it? I reckon that's what they are getting at in the test.

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[NeelaX]

In the famous words of Austin Powers:
Its a man baby Yeah!

I'm 86% woman...woohoo
That scares me..hehe

A question for you men...why would anyone want to fall to their death???? Imagine, falling. . .falling...falling. . .going to die. . going to die. . .this is going to suck. . .AHHHH. . .<SPLAT!> Bones & blood everywhere, you might still be alive. .and bleed to death.

OR Can't breathe. . .help!. . .Can't breathe!!!. . .Must. . have . .air. . .HELP. . <pass out> Die in sleep's tranquility.

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[SlowwHand]

Actually, in a fall from a great height, one is as likely to die of heart arrest as impact.


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[willemvanoranje]

Originally posted by Neelax:
A question for you men...why would anyone want to fall to their death???? Imagine, falling. . .falling...falling. . .going to die. . going to die. . .this is going to suck. . .AHHHH. . . Bones & blood everywhere, you might still be alive. .and bleed to death.

Imagine drowning....no air...going to die....my body will never be found...no air...kgggggggggggdhggghgdsahg.....can't breave......

I prefer a quick death in that case.

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!

93% to be precise

 

[shadowdale]

Well Hippo I'm not quite the MAN you are, I only got 91% - but then again that is still more than most of the others got......

Damn there are some funny questions, and there are a lot of questions involving the NUMBER 6!!!!

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We are species 8472 - assimilation attempts are futile - the weak shall perish

No wait we are species 5618 and we got beer...... don't harm us!!!!!!

 

[thedirk]

I got 86% male

I also said the test is "********"

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

me too.

Which monkey did you guys think would win? I picked the one on the right. He looked hardcore with that white beard

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

95% (guess which gender), and one othose primates is a ape (the winner) the other a monkey.

 

[Az]

for the moment I have the least: 80%

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[goodbye_mr_bond]

What's with the number 86? That's the level of my manhood too (thank god--the pregnancy test told me I was pregnant!)

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[Thunderfall]

Interesting. I am ALSO 86% man!

 

[CornMaster]

80% man.

Yeah........that's about right.

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[woke25]

I'm ALSO 86% male

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