weimar_republic
Warlord
good ideas:
GENERAL:
put your armies into large containers labled "there is no army in here" in your native language, and the language of your opponent
dont use guns, instead, in the middle of a battle, suggest that you all stand up, shake hands, and agree to get along
when war starts, make sure you and your allied nations are commenley refered to as "The allies" because they win every war
DEFENCE:
always let your opponent know where you are hiding to allow for a fair fight
use forts sparingley, so there is minimal damage done to them. instead, just hide behind trees
CITY COMBAT:
always take controal of all the fast food joints, that way your troops as well fed
never use snipers, whats the point of trainig 1 person so well, when 10,000 men with plastic knives and forks can do the same ammount of damage
OFFENCE:
use this phrase often, it may work "red rover, red rover, we call the bad guys over"
if you run fast enough, they cant hit you
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Whats the point of living if you cant do anything stupid?
GENERAL:
put your armies into large containers labled "there is no army in here" in your native language, and the language of your opponent
dont use guns, instead, in the middle of a battle, suggest that you all stand up, shake hands, and agree to get along
when war starts, make sure you and your allied nations are commenley refered to as "The allies" because they win every war
DEFENCE:
always let your opponent know where you are hiding to allow for a fair fight
use forts sparingley, so there is minimal damage done to them. instead, just hide behind trees
CITY COMBAT:
always take controal of all the fast food joints, that way your troops as well fed
never use snipers, whats the point of trainig 1 person so well, when 10,000 men with plastic knives and forks can do the same ammount of damage
OFFENCE:
use this phrase often, it may work "red rover, red rover, we call the bad guys over"
if you run fast enough, they cant hit you
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Whats the point of living if you cant do anything stupid?
