Get your exotic island RIGHT NOW !!!

[insanewarrior]

Welcome civvers everywhere. Now is your chance to BECOME THE HAPPY OWNER OF AN ISLAND IN ONE OF THE WORLD'S OCEANS. Yes, it can happend to YOU and SOON.

Buy now three island and get the fourth one for free !!!
Sign up now for our yearly sweepstakes and you can win an archipelago in the area of your choice.

All you need to do is fill out this form and answer some questions. Just post replies with your answers so that we can satisfy your desires.

Name:
Age:
Country:
City:
Credit card number:
Expiration date:
Address:

Also, please fill out this questionaire and attach it to the form.

Question 1: Would you like to buy an extravagant island if you had the money?
a. YES b. NO

Question 2: If you don't have enough money (around $200-500 US) would you be interested into purchasing just a part of an island?
a. YES b. NO

Question 3: Why would you be interested into buying an island?
a. Low taxes / No taxes
b. The urging desire to live like Robinson Crusoe
c. A nice place to spend a vacation
d. Money laundering
e. Too much money and nowhere to go and spend it (answer this if you make more than $30000 US / second)
f. Nothing at all

Question 4: What Ocean would you like your island to be in?
a. The Atlantic
b. The Pacific
c. The Indian
d. The Arctic
e. The Antarctic
f. The Sea of Tranquility on the Moon

Question 5: How big would you like your island to be?
a. The size of a cardboard box or less (economic)
a. Between the size of a cardboard box and 1 sq mile
b. Between 1 and 5 sq. miles
c. Between 5 and 10 sq. miles
d. Between 10 and 100 sq. miles
e. between 100 and 500 sq. miles
f. I want to live on the back of a whale

Question 6: What extra constructions do you want to build on your island?
a. A peer
b. A runway
c. A heliport
d. A space shuttle launch site
e. An 'x marks the spot' for parachooting jumps
f. No kind

Welcome civvers everywhere. Now is your chance to BECOME THE HAPPY OWNER OF AN ISLAND IN ONE OF THE WORLD'S OCEANS. Yes, it can happend to YOU and SOON. All you need to do is fill out this form and answer some questions. Just post replies with your answers so that we can satisfy your desires.

Part one.

Question 1: Would you like to buy an extravagant island if you had the money?
a. YES b. NO

Question 2: If you don't have enough money (around $200-500 US) would you be interested into purchasing just a part of an island?
a. YES b. NO

Question 3: Why would you be interested into buying an island?
a. Low taxes / No taxes
b. The urging desire to live like Robinson Crusoe
c. A nice place to spend a vacation
d. Money laundering
e. Too much money and nowhere to go and spend it (answer this if you make more than $30000 US / second)
f. Nothing at all

Question 4: What Ocean would you like your island to be in?
a. The Atlantic
b. The Pacific
c. The Indian
d. The Arctic
e. The Antarctic
f. The Sea of Tranquility on the Moon

Question 5: How big would you like your island to be?
a. The size of a cardboard box or less (economic)
a. Between the size of a cardboard box and 1 sq mile
b. Between 1 and 5 sq. miles
c. Between 5 and 10 sq. miles
d. Between 10 and 100 sq. miles
e. between 100 and 500 sq. miles
f. I want to live on the back of a whale

Question 6: What extra constructions do you want to build on your island?
a. A peer
b. A runway
c. A heliport
d. A space shuttle launch site
e. An 'x marks the spot' for parachooting jumps
f. No kind

Question 7: How much of your island do you want to be covered with trees and shrubs?
a. under 10 %
b. between 10 and 20 %
c. between 20 and 40 %
d. between 40 and 60%
e. Between 60 and 100 % (I want to live the life of the tree-swinging monkeys)
f. I don't want any tree

Question 8: Would you agree to the presence of low danger animals on your island?
a. YES b. NO

Question 9: If you said yes, then what king of critters are you thinking at?
a. non venomous snakes
b. exotic lizzards
c. midget alligators
d. breavers
e. other animals ______

Question 10: Would you be tempted to share your island with dangerous creatures?
a. YES b. NO

Question 11: If yes, then what kind of animals?
a. panthers
b. venomous snakes
c. mad monkeys
d. Pamela Anderson
e. Sometking with large teeth and a bad attitude
f. others _____

Question 12: What kind of leisure activities would you like to perform on your island?
a. golfing
b. swimming, fishing, snorkeling
c. formula one racing
d. horseback riding
e. sleeping
f. others _____

Question 13: What kind of communications with the outer world would you like to have on your island?
a. satellite
b. submarine optic cables
c. radio
d. smoke signals
e. homing pigeons
f. others _____

Question 14: What kind of trees would you like to have on your island?
a. palm trees
b. coconut trees
c. banana trees
d. kiwi
e. money trees
f. others _____

Question 15: Would you like to have natives living on your island?
a. YES b. NO

Question 16: If you said yes, then what kind of natives?
a. harmless
b. canibals
c. eschimos
d. whale saviours
e. evil spirits worshipers
f. others _____

Question 17: Would you prefer the presence of a volcano on your paradise island?
a. YES b. NO

Question 18: Would you enjoy living in an earthquake-hazard zone?
a. YES b. NO

Question 19: Would you like to live on the edge and be sewpt from time to time by a hurricane or a giant tsunamy wave?
a. YES b. NO

Question 20: Considerring your answers at the last three questions, out of which materials would you want to build the constructions on the island?
a. wood / dried mud
b. palm leaves
c. brick / small stones
d. gigantic slabs of stone
e. next-generation stronger-than-steel, fire-proof compozite materials
f. others _____

Thank you for filling out this form. Remember, we at Dreamy Island Co. will grand your most wild islandic whishes.

The price for entering the competition is only $ 20 gzillion. Jump to the opportunity NOW !!!

 

[Fez_Monk]

Part one.
Name:*** ********
Age:Who knows?
Country:United States
City:The capitol of Oregon
Credit Card Number: nope, not telling you
Expiration date:see above
Address: Ditto

Question 1: Would you like to buy an extravagant island if you had the money?
a. YES b. NO -Yes I would

Question 2: If you don't have enough money (around $200-500 US) would you be interested into purchasing just a part of an island?
a. YES b. NO -Yes

Question 3: Why would you be interested into buying an island?
a. Low taxes / No taxes-Yes
b. The urging desire to live like Robinson Crusoe-No
c. A nice place to spend a vacation-Yes
d. Money laundering-Yes
e. Too much money and nowhere to go and spend it (answer this if you make more than $30000 US / second)- maybe, maybe not
f. Nothing at all

Question 4: What Ocean would you like your island to be in?
a. The Atlantic
b. The Pacific-Yes
c. The Indian
d. The Arctic
e. The Antarctic
f. The Sea of Tranquility on the Moon-That too

Question 5: How big would you like your island to be?
a. The size of a cardboard box or less (economic)
a. Between the size of a cardboard box and 1 sq mile
b. Between 1 and 5 sq. miles
c. Between 5 and 10 sq. miles
d. Between 10 and 100 sq. miles
e. between 100 and 500 sq. miles-Yes
f. I want to live on the back of a whale

Question 6: What extra constructions do you want to build on your island?
a. A peer-Yes
b. A runway-Yes
c. A heliport-Yes
d. A space shuttle launch site-Yes
e. An 'x marks the spot' for parachooting jumps-Yes
f. No kind

Question 7: How much of your island do you want to be covered with trees and shrubs?
a. under 10 %
b. between 10 and 20 %
c. between 20 and 40 %
d. between 40 and 60%-Yes
e. Between 60 and 100 % (I want to live the life of the tree-swinging monkeys)
f. I don't want any tree

Question 8: Would you agree to the presence of low danger animals on your island?
a. YES b. NO-Yes

Question 9: If you said yes, then what king of critters are you thinking at?
a. non venomous snakes-Yes
b. exotic lizzards-Yes
c. midget alligators-Midgets? Cool.
d. beavers- Hell yeah.
e. other animals ______

Question 10: Would you be tempted to share your island with dangerous creatures?
a. YES b. NO

Question 11: If yes, then what kind of animals?
a. panthers
b. venomous snakes
c. mad monkeys
d. Pamela Anderson-Yes
e. Sometking with large teeth and a bad attitude
f. others- Naomi Campbell, Tyra Banks, Adriana Lima, Lisa Snowdon, Monica Bellucci etc.

Question 12: What kind of leisure activities would you like to perform on your island?
a. golfing-yes
b. swimming, fishing, snorkeling-yes
c. formula one racing-yes
d. horseback riding-yes
e. sleeping- with supermodels, yes.
f. others-Plotting my take over of the Pacific

Question 13: What kind of communications with the outer world would you like to have on your island?
a. satellite-yes
b. submarine optic cables-yes
c. radio-yes
d. smoke signals-yes
e. homing pigeons-yes
f. others _____

Question 14: What kind of trees would you like to have on your island?
a. palm trees-yes
b. coconut trees-yes
c. banana trees-yes
d. kiwi-yes
e. money trees-yes
f. others _____

Question 15: Would you like to have natives living on your island?
a. YES b. NO-If their women are hot, then ''yes''.

Question 16: If you said yes, then what kind of natives?
a. harmless
b. canibals
c. eschimos
d. whale saviours
e. evil spirits worshipers
f. others-tall,hot, horny Amazon women, who are loyal only to me.

Question 17: Would you prefer the presence of a volcano on your paradise island?
a. YES b. NO- A forever dormant one.

Question 18: Would you enjoy living in an earthquake-hazard zone?
a. YES b. NO-no

Question 19: Would you like to live on the edge and be sewpt from time to time by a hurricane or a giant tsunamy wave?
a. YES b. NO-no

Question 20: Considerring your answers at the last three questions, out of which materials would you want to build the constructions on the island?
a. wood / dried mud
b. palm leaves
c. brick / small stones
d. gigantic slabs of stone-yes
e. next-generation stronger-than-steel, fire-proof compozite materials-yes
f. others _____

 

[willemvanoranje]

Name: K. L. Klop
Age: 15 (almost 16)
Country: Netherlands, the
City: Amsterdam
Credit card number: 1984569
Expiration date: yesterday
Address: Palace op de Dam, 1000 AA, Amsterdam

Also, please fill out this questionaire and attach it to the form.

Question 1: Would you like to buy an extravagant island if you had the money?
a. YES

Question 2: If you don't have enough money (around $200-500 US) would you be interested into purchasing just a part of an island?
a. YES

Question 3: Why would you be interested into buying an island?
g. to have a start for world conquest

Question 4: What Ocean would you like your island to be in?
a. The Atlantic
b. The Pacific
f. The Sea of Tranquility on the Moon

all of the above will do

Question 5: How big would you like your island to be?
d. Between 10 and 100 sq. miles


Question 6: What extra constructions do you want to build on your island?
a. A peer
b. A runway
c. A heliport
d. A space shuttle launch site
e. An 'x marks the spot' for parachooting jumps

All of the above please.



Question 7: How much of your island do you want to be covered with trees and shrubs?
d. between 40 and 60%


Question 8: Would you agree to the presence of low danger animals on your island?
a. YES

Question 9: If you said yes, then what king of critters are you thinking at?
b. exotic lizzards

Question 10: Would you be tempted to share your island with dangerous creatures?
a. YES

Question 11: If yes, then what kind of animals?
a. panthers
d. Pamela Andersson

Question 12: What kind of leisure activities would you like to perform on your island?
a. golfing
b. swimming, fishing, snorkeling
e. sleeping
f. others _____ planning to conquer the world.

Question 13: What kind of communications with the outer world would you like to have on your island?
a. satellite
b. submarine optic cables
c. radio
d. smoke signals
e. homing pigeons
f. others _____telegraph, telephone, internet, mail service, etc.

Question 14: What kind of trees would you like to have on your island?
a. palm trees
b. coconut trees
c. banana trees
d. kiwi
e. money trees
f. others _____I'll order in a different post

Question 15: Would you like to have natives living on your island?
a. YES

Question 16: If you said yes, then what kind of natives?
a. harmless

Question 17: Would you prefer the presence of a volcano on your paradise island?
a. YES

Question 18: Would you enjoy living in an earthquake-hazard zone?
b. NO

Question 19: Would you like to live on the edge and be sewpt from time to time by a hurricane or a giant tsunamy wave?
b. NO

Question 20: Considerring your answers at the last three questions, out of which materials would you want to build the constructions on the island?

e. next-generation stronger-than-steel, fire-proof compozite materials

 

[Suppersalmon]

Name: pass
Age: 16
Country: England
City: my city
Credit card number: 007
Expiration date: sometime
Address: big house




1a
2a
3a
4 b,f,d
5d
6 d,c,a
7 c
8a
9 e -flying pigs
10 no
11 yes
12 f - to many to name
13 a
14 f - the ones with food
15 no
16no
17 no
18no
19 no
20 e

 

[allhailIndia]

I would have considered buying an island, unfortunately there is no option such as
FILLED WITH NAKED SUPERMODELS
a YES b YES!YES!YES

 

[duke o' york]

Question 6: What extra constructions do you want to build on your island?
a. A peer
b. A runway
c. A heliport
d. A space shuttle launch site
e. An 'x marks the spot' for parachooting jumps
f. No kind

6. (a) - I'd love to have a lord of the realm constructed on my island but I'm not sure how feasible that would be. Otherwise, I wouldn't mind an equal, but again the feasibilty would be called into question.

 

[SKILORD]

Name: Me?
Age: Between 12 and 39!
Country: USA
City: Here
Credit card number: 2?
Expiration date: does this mean have i ever had a date pass out on me? if so: No.
Address: forgot it

Also, please fill out this questionaire and attach it to the form.

Question 1: Would you like to buy an extravagant island if you had the money?
Yes

Question 2: If you don't have enough money (around $200-500 US) would you be interested into purchasing just a part of an island?
Maybe

Question 3: Why would you be interested into buying an island?
a. Low taxes / No taxes
b. The urging desire to live like Robinson Crusoe

Question 4: What Ocean would you like your island to be in?
b. The Pacific
c. The Indian
e. The Antarctic
f. The Sea of Tranquility on the Moon (kewl!)

Question 5: How big would you like your island to be?
a. The size of a cardboard box or less (economic)
e. between 100 and 500 sq. miles

Question 6: What extra constructions do you want to build on your island?
a. A pier
b. A runway
c. A heliport
d. A space shuttle launch site

Question 7: How much of your island do you want to be covered with trees and shrubs?
c. between 20 and 40 %

Question 8: Would you agree to the presence of low danger animals on your island?
a. YES

Question 9: If you said yes, then what king of critters are you thinking at?
c. midget alligators
e. other animals: Pinapple bears

Question 10: Would you be tempted to share your island with dangerous creatures?
a. YES

Question 11: If yes, then what kind of animals?
a. panthers
d. Pamela Anderson

Question 12: What kind of leisure activities would you like to perform on your island?
a. golfing
b. swimming, fishing, snorkeling
e. sleeping
f. others: sex

Question 13: What kind of communications with the outer world would you like to have on your island?
a. satellite
b. submarine optic cables
c. radio

Question 14: What kind of trees would you like to have on your island?
a. palm trees
b. coconut trees
c. banana trees
d. kiwi

Question 15: Would you like to have natives living on your island?
a. YES

Question 16: If you said yes, then what kind of natives?
a. harmless
d. whale saviours
f. others: Those to feed to my panthers

Question 17: Would you prefer the presence of a volcano on your paradise island?
a. YES
Question 18: Would you enjoy living in an earthquake-hazard zone?
b. NO

Question 19: Would you like to live on the edge and be sewpt from time to time by a hurricane or a giant tsunamy wave?
b. NO

Question 20: Considerring your answers at the last three questions, out of which materials would you want to build the constructions on the island?
a. wood / dried mud (natives only)
e. next-generation stronger-than-steel, fire-proof compozite materials
f. others ____