Dr Dinkindunkin
Chieftain
As a Civ player, I am generally a man of peace, but I thought that this gotm would be the perfect chance to sharpen my warmongering skills. Unfortunately, I must still have a CivIII warmongering mindset.
I made some pretty disasterous decisions early on and was all too keenly aware of how much I had crippled myself from the start. I grossly miscalculated the site of my first city. I settled the plains hills to the west to get the gold in my radius, but realized almost instantly that I had just moved the cattle out of my fat cross. Since this spot also turned out to be so close to the western edge of the map, and since I decided to plop a city nearby to get the copper, I pretty much guarunteed that Kyoto would be a next-to-worthless city for ages to come. I am pretty sure that I was overzealous with my early chops and far too fickle with my research path.
Nonetheless, I was still hanging in there at 0 A.D. (albeit in last place), with the opportunity to claw up through the ranks with some intelligent play.
Intelligent play was not forthcoming. My desire to get to warmongering led me to declare war on Hatty as soon as I got my iron (way up north) hooked up. She must have beelined for feudalism, because my pathetic ancient army found her cities stocked with longbowman. Being an empiricist, I decided to see how my troops would fair. Take a guess....
I am ashamed to say that I pushed the "Retire" button after watching my troops become pincushions. As penance, I am reciting 5,000 "Hail, Sid"s and subjecting myself to public scorn and ridicule on the pages of this very forum.
So, kids, take this lesson from my transgression: don't play gotm if you are in a bad mood. Especially if you know you're looking at a come-from-(far)-behind situation. Especially, especially if there is alcohol involved....
I made some pretty disasterous decisions early on and was all too keenly aware of how much I had crippled myself from the start. I grossly miscalculated the site of my first city. I settled the plains hills to the west to get the gold in my radius, but realized almost instantly that I had just moved the cattle out of my fat cross. Since this spot also turned out to be so close to the western edge of the map, and since I decided to plop a city nearby to get the copper, I pretty much guarunteed that Kyoto would be a next-to-worthless city for ages to come. I am pretty sure that I was overzealous with my early chops and far too fickle with my research path.
Nonetheless, I was still hanging in there at 0 A.D. (albeit in last place), with the opportunity to claw up through the ranks with some intelligent play.
Intelligent play was not forthcoming. My desire to get to warmongering led me to declare war on Hatty as soon as I got my iron (way up north) hooked up. She must have beelined for feudalism, because my pathetic ancient army found her cities stocked with longbowman. Being an empiricist, I decided to see how my troops would fair. Take a guess....
I am ashamed to say that I pushed the "Retire" button after watching my troops become pincushions. As penance, I am reciting 5,000 "Hail, Sid"s and subjecting myself to public scorn and ridicule on the pages of this very forum.

So, kids, take this lesson from my transgression: don't play gotm if you are in a bad mood. Especially if you know you're looking at a come-from-(far)-behind situation. Especially, especially if there is alcohol involved....