Squirrel Ninja
Chieftain
I was really looking forward to this game being a long time player of civ1+2, call to power and AC but now I have it all I want to do is jump up and down on the CD until its nothing but dust. I'm only half way through my first tuturial game and already I cannot be bothered to play on, maybe its just me and I'm missing some fundamental concept but all this game is doing is irritating me to the point where I just want to slit my own wrists and end the misery.
Can someone please anwser me the following questions so that I can least establish whether its me doing something wrong or the game is totally screwed.
1. Why oh why are all my cities except about 7 or 8 of them are totally worthless? They produce a grand old 1 sheild each and no matter how I organize the workers thats the maximum I can get out of them. Why? I mean I know corruption and waste affects cities, especially if they are a distance from the capital but this is ridiculous and whats more even governments where corruption is supposed to have less of an effect dont appear to help at all. But wait I can build a forbidden palace right? WTH how the hell am I supposed to build the stupid thing with one(yes count them) shield, it'll take 4 billion years complete it unless I rush it, ooops I forgot I cant rush wonders anymore, great, nice one.
2. Why are the enemy civilisations so pathetic? The year is 1450, having been placed on the opposite side of the world than everyone else and Navigation now being a later discovery I have only just made contact with the other civs and I only did that because I suicided a galley across an ocean. Anyway all the other civs are all buddy buddy with each other and so I set about establishing embassies and to discover(to my horror) that when I get the embassy and see their capitals they have NOTHING, not a single improvement in any of the other civs capitals, not even a granary or a barracks, what the hell is that all about. So with no improvements they must surely have great armies, yeah if a couple of long obsolete spearmen are a great army otherwise they have NOTHING, they are more advanced than me(only slightly) and yet have very small numbers of very weak units. WHAT THE HELL DOES THE AI SPEND ALL ITS SHIELDS ON? I could hammer all of them but what would be the point, I already have a truckload of 1 shield producing cities of my own and anymore and I'll throw the monitor out the window.
So what are my options now, I carry on playing and wait 5 billion years for my forbidden palace while twidling my thumbs because I have nothing else to do. War is pointless because the cities are useless to me, defence is pointless because the other civs are so pathetic they could never cause me any damage, diplomacy is pointless because why bother. The only thing I have to do is set research goals so why dont I just set the goal to the most advanced tech and press the enter key a few hundred times, the playability of this game is truly outstanding
It appears to me that to make the game diffculty all they have done is make it impossible to have more than a handful of cities to make up for the fact the AI is useless. Hey firaxis try programming a decent AI rather than constraining the player so much they lose the will to live.
So whenever I have any gaming time I have the option of my two newest games, Civ 3 or Wolfenstein. Which shall I play I wonder, Civ 3 so I can give my finger a workout my skipping a few hundred turns or Wolfenstein which I will actually have some FUN playing. Geez I used to love civ, no more, two days of Civ 3 and the past 8 years of joy from playing the various other civ games has been wiped out, dont bother making a civ 4 of its anything like this pile of toss spit.
Can someone please anwser me the following questions so that I can least establish whether its me doing something wrong or the game is totally screwed.
1. Why oh why are all my cities except about 7 or 8 of them are totally worthless? They produce a grand old 1 sheild each and no matter how I organize the workers thats the maximum I can get out of them. Why? I mean I know corruption and waste affects cities, especially if they are a distance from the capital but this is ridiculous and whats more even governments where corruption is supposed to have less of an effect dont appear to help at all. But wait I can build a forbidden palace right? WTH how the hell am I supposed to build the stupid thing with one(yes count them) shield, it'll take 4 billion years complete it unless I rush it, ooops I forgot I cant rush wonders anymore, great, nice one.
2. Why are the enemy civilisations so pathetic? The year is 1450, having been placed on the opposite side of the world than everyone else and Navigation now being a later discovery I have only just made contact with the other civs and I only did that because I suicided a galley across an ocean. Anyway all the other civs are all buddy buddy with each other and so I set about establishing embassies and to discover(to my horror) that when I get the embassy and see their capitals they have NOTHING, not a single improvement in any of the other civs capitals, not even a granary or a barracks, what the hell is that all about. So with no improvements they must surely have great armies, yeah if a couple of long obsolete spearmen are a great army otherwise they have NOTHING, they are more advanced than me(only slightly) and yet have very small numbers of very weak units. WHAT THE HELL DOES THE AI SPEND ALL ITS SHIELDS ON? I could hammer all of them but what would be the point, I already have a truckload of 1 shield producing cities of my own and anymore and I'll throw the monitor out the window.
So what are my options now, I carry on playing and wait 5 billion years for my forbidden palace while twidling my thumbs because I have nothing else to do. War is pointless because the cities are useless to me, defence is pointless because the other civs are so pathetic they could never cause me any damage, diplomacy is pointless because why bother. The only thing I have to do is set research goals so why dont I just set the goal to the most advanced tech and press the enter key a few hundred times, the playability of this game is truly outstanding
It appears to me that to make the game diffculty all they have done is make it impossible to have more than a handful of cities to make up for the fact the AI is useless. Hey firaxis try programming a decent AI rather than constraining the player so much they lose the will to live.
So whenever I have any gaming time I have the option of my two newest games, Civ 3 or Wolfenstein. Which shall I play I wonder, Civ 3 so I can give my finger a workout my skipping a few hundred turns or Wolfenstein which I will actually have some FUN playing. Geez I used to love civ, no more, two days of Civ 3 and the past 8 years of joy from playing the various other civ games has been wiped out, dont bother making a civ 4 of its anything like this pile of toss spit.