Haiku Instead?

[Azash]

The antipope said
That it is the day god bled
A funny Zlad! song

 

[Azash]

Ok, last one for now:

Blinding solar glare
Snow is almost gone, hooray
Time to drive my car

 

[Swedishguy]

I am thinking that
nobody understands my
Swedishguy Haiku

 

[Azash]

Want a haiku nobody understands?

Allitteration
Stilistic, superb system
I am the Batman

 

[Taliesin]

The true antipope
Lives in Africa, has horns
Wait, that's antelope

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I wrote a haiku
Not that it matters one bit
But still I wrote it

 

[Azash]

The true antipope
Lives in Africa, has horns
Wait, that's antelope

More Zlad! fans, I see
"Biggest washed-up superstar"
His rightful title

 

[Hitti-Litti]

I am subscribing
this new, very fancy thread about
those wonderful poems.

 

[Azash]

Oh, Hitti-Litti
Lazy to your very core
Thread tools, FFS

 

[Hitti-Litti]

Azash, my comrade
Listen this carefully now
I am the Chosen

 

[Azash]

Say, is there no spoon?
Your skin might have holes in it
Human USB..?

 

[Swedishguy]

Ahem Azash could
you rate my decent Haiku
for me perhaps, no?

 

[Perfection]

Barren battlefield
A paper scrap has one word
"Intellectual"

 

[Hitti-Litti]

Swedishguy, you fool
Rate your Haiku yourself now
We will not do it

No offence, just got the idea.

 

[Azash]

Your haiku, correct
Technical, no emotion
I logged out the forum


p)

 

[Swedishguy]

Pokemon Online
is the best gyro since the
microwave, I swear!

 

[Azash]

Advertising, here?
Blast your commercial aims, Swede
I'll haiku'em all

 

[Perfection]

Do you enjoy fun?
And have SimCity 2000?
Join MountCFC!

 

[Swedishguy]

Advertising, here?
Blast your commercial aims, Swede
I'll haiku'em all

Quoted For You said
the swede haughtily as he
sang a jolly song

 

[Taliesin]

Rather lame, you know
Using acronyms like that
To fill out your lines