Haiku Instead?

[Swedishguy]

Ja ja ja ja ja,
Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja,
ja ja ja ja ja!

 

[Azash]

Is this Dadaism?
Have the subtle touches lost
To mere blithering?

 

[Catharsis]

Taliesin: vous
devez cultiver votre
bloody jardin, mate

 

[Irish Caesar]

English only, please!
Some of us cannot speak French!
(But some of us can.)

 

[Catharsis]

Franglais is the best,
for it is an excellent
source of calcium

 

[Taliesin]

In every garden
There must be allotted room
To mock Dadaists.

 

[Azash]

Do not say so, please
For in dadaism I find
Truths I never saw

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

As far as I care
post-impressionism is
terminus of art

 

[Veritass]

Truth lies in beauty
And beauty lies in the truth
But Dada lacks both.

 

[Catharsis]

I don't know about
art, but are you telling me
Dada is bada?

 

[Veritass]

Cath, from where you are,
When you make bad puns, do you
Wish upon a tsar?

 

[Azash]

Dada has beauty
For nothing should be sacred
Only Dada dares.

 

[Swedishguy]

Squirtle, Gengar, Muk
and Numel. Machop, Bellsprout
and Mister Mime.

 

[Catharsis]

Our local poet
She says I can't do haiku
I just can't stanza.

 

[Taliesin]

A pope once declared,
"If you need to take some lives,
Take the Cathars's."

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

"Kill them all and then
Maybe if we are lucky
God will sort them out."

 

[Algan]

A census taker;
I ate his liver with some
Beans and chianti

 

[Azash]

Squirtle, Gengar, Muk
and Numel. Machop, Bellsprout
and Mister Mime.

Your haiku has failed
Five-seven-five, goddamnit
Please, no Pokemon.

 

[Swedishguy]

Pokemon! Gotta
catch em' all! And then Pokémon
no longer are wild...

 

[Azash]

I sigh, Swedishguy
It's five-seven-five, you know
You butcher haiku