Haiku Instead?

[punkbass2000]

Fresh colombian brewing
"ambition makes you look pretty ugly"
browsing relaxation

 

[Rambuchan]

Coffee for the world,
Blood, sweat and tears in a cup,
All hail this free trade!

 

[Silver Steak]

Funky President
Looks like some kind of guru
What's your avvie called?

 

[Bigfoot]

Addiction of choice
gotta have a cup of joe
every morning

 

[Rambuchan]

Funky President
Looks like some kind of guru
What's your avvie called?

Osho is his name
he drinks no coffee at all
gurus buzz without

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Shakespear
To be or not to?
Is this a dagger I see?
Doesn't even rhym.

Mind trick
Weak minded brother
The droids you are looking for
Not these I'm afraid

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Is that a dagger
in your pocket, or are you
happy to see me?

 

[Rambuchan]

Now is the discount
claimed the thespian camp man
of our winter tents

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I don't drink coffee
Not to brag, but it's against
my religion. Huh.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Aye, tis nobler to
suffer the warnings and bans
of outrageous mods

 

[Rambuchan]

Friends, Romans, Country...
Man that is such a cliche
Instead, let's say Wzzzzzzaaaaaah!

 

[punkbass2000]

Methinks the haiku
Is hammed up and melodramatic
I protest too much

 

[Silver Steak]

Change rules over you
Your life is that of a slave
Emancipation?

 

[The 777 Hoax]

I am quite sorry.
No more booger jokes from me.
I can't see your butt.

 

[Rambuchan]

I am glad to say
I missed those booger jokes, they're
for your eyes only

 

[Azash]

Spring is my new friend
Melts all the old ice outside
Soggy boots and wool socks

 

[Silver Steak]

I am a ninja
They flip out and kick your butt
Come and join the fun!

 

[Bigfoot]

Fog bank rolls down hill
obliterates the shadows
whiteness engulfs all

 

[Silver Steak]

Flowers greet the morn
Flights of swans pass overhead
Forgotten winter

 

[punkbass2000]

Tadpoles' legs growing
Out of the pond, into fryer
Flash of insightful