Haiku Instead?

[Swedishguy]

I do not feel like
an ordinary citizen
I am elusive

 

[Veritass]

Carnak: "siss boom bah?
The sound of sheep exploding."
Ed McMahon guffaws.

 

[Azash]

I've finally reached
2600 posts
Minor league spamming

 

[Veritass]

Perhaps more Haiku
Can make me a more potent
Spammer like Azash

 

[punkbass2000]

Spam comes and then goes
Forgotten in a moment
Post your deepest thoughts

 

[Azash]

Never can you reach
My superior post count
Incomprehens'ble!

 

[Azash]

She left that morning
I stood by, watched from the pier
Her clouds became mine

We parted ways, aye
I stood, watched the bleeding sky
Grey mist my embrace

As I damn my loss
I feel water in my eyes
'Tis rain? I don't know.

 

[Gr3yL3gion]

Monkey come and goes,
From a branch to another,
This does not make sense.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Haiku is easy,
Sometimes it does not make sense,
Refrigerator.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Refrigerator.
In the air conditioning
I prefer to live.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Haiku is easy,
Sometimes it does not make sense,
Refrigerator.

I saw that t-shirt
A cute girl was wearing it
I made haiku jokes.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

I can't imagine
Haiku jokes are good with girls,
But I have been wrong.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Bill O'Reilly show:
So much more tolerable
When there is no sound.

 

[Gr3yL3gion]

CFC OT
Interesting place to be
When there is haiku

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Darkness falls again,
More apathy towards sleep,
Addictive damage.

 

[Swedishguy]

I don't know what I've
been told, being lift
is getting old, I say!

 

[Nylan]

I am teh hungry
must leave CFC to eat
...can't leave my baby

 

[Azash]

I don't know what I've
been told, being lift
is getting old, I say!

Even in this thread
It has been quite well described
Five-seven-five, noob

 

[Bartleby]

it rained this morning
my shoes are still cold and wet
it's time to go home

 

[Swedishguy]

Azash and her quite
worthless semantics can go
to hell - hurhurhur