Haiku Instead?

[Bozo Erectus]

Sometimes when I drive
I forget which side is out;
They say No Entry.

Oh well, you blokes in
Blighty drive on the funny
side of the street, mate.

 

[Azash]

Infinite the road
Within and without. Which is
Out and which is In?

In is where we are
Out, the place that we dislike
Different to all.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

In is where we are
Out, the place that we dislike
Different to all.

Where am I? I wish
I knew. The In ends, the Out
begins. Still, which is?

 

[The Yankee]

I like to haiku.
Please, conjure up some more too.
Unending content.

 

[Perfection]

A slight vibration
A spicy odor wafts up
June flatulence

 

[Bartleby]

Oh, toilet humour
How you make my life complete
I laugh 'til I stop

 

[punkbass2000]

Toilet humour stops
When the valve breaks, bowl overflows
Who's laughing now?

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Toilet humour stops
When the valve breaks, bowl overflows
Who's laughing now?

The answer to your
question is quite obvious:
The plumbers laughing

 

[Bartleby]

like, hand over fist
the plumber rakes in money
when bathrooms go bad

 

[angeleyes]

fatah and hamas
arabs and allah
war always war

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Tis the plumber who
doth pray to the porcelain
not Pope Benedict

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

fatah and hamas
arabs and allah
war always war

That's not a haiku
Haikus are 5-7-5
They're not 5-5-4

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Nitters who pick are
often pricked like gits and twits
by un-nitted wit

j/k

 

[angeleyes]

That's not a haiku
Haikus are 5-7-5
They're not 5-5-4

fatah and hamas
War arab War allah War
gaza hamastan

Who pick's another vowel?

 

[civverguy]

I am sitting here
In front of the computer.
Reading this web page.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

No you are not. No
computer, and I bet youre
not even sitting.

 

[The Yankee]

I like NYC.
Much to do, much to see here.
Alas, rent damn high.

 

[angeleyes]

In the beginning
God created the heavens
and the eh, eh, earth

 

[Veritass]

There's no "beginning".
The Mind of God contains all
"Past", "present", "future".

 

[Mise]

How come the hoverboard
in Back to the Future 2
still needs to be pushed?