Helen Waite

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Nov 7, 2002
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Location
Seattle, WA
Everybody knows this one, right? (alarm, alarm, pun alert)

Our Credit Manager is Helen Waite, if you want credit, go to Helen Waite.

maybe if you pronounce it slowly.

I am trying to work out other similar personalities.

There is the everpopular what not to name your kid.

Mr. & Mrs Bearer shouldn't name their child Paul.

Mr & Mrs Dover shouldn't have a Ben.

The Unsaturated's should not name their daughter Polly.

But this alone is not challenging enough.

We could try the Generals. (Generally, Generals Grant and Hospital, or Admirals. Admirally (those Lees really get arround. Lee's misurables? If I were up for O-7 rank in the Navy, I'd vote for Commodore rather than Rear Admiral of the lower half. Where else would the Navy put the rear? Well, two star admirals are Rear admirals of the upper half. Which is where most people put the breasts. 3 stars aren'g much better. Would you want to be a VICE admiral (in charge of vice?). Its all the price of admiralty. Do they drink admiral tea?

How about Prime Minister Gainsta? He rules. Gensta rules?

Perhaps I need guidance. Or a nice rest in a rubber room.

Your additional entries are solicited. Oh, and they shouldn't be too funny, wouldn't want to set a precendent.
 
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