How do i have to kill myself.

[TheDuckOfFlanders]

Hi there ,my name is Duck and i just diceded to kill myself.

Now what i'm searching for is an cool way to day with not a lot of pain ,any suggestions?

If no suggestions ,then i decide to die in the sadle.

 

[Duke of Marlbrough]

I can't think of a better way to go....

 

[duke o' york]

Why not take up grizzly bear wrestling or redneck baiting? Better still, sleep with a redneck's sister.

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[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by TheDuckOfFlanders:
Now what i'm searching for is an cool way to day with not a lot of pain ,

"No pain, no gain"

 

[drake]

Better still, sleep with a redneck's sister.

Sun doesnt have a sister, but I hear his mom is more than willing. Probably wont get ya killed though

Since this is a humor forum, I can play around and suggest that hanging yourself from a very prominent public place would be a cool place to go. How about Big Ben?

 

[duke o' york]

Jumping off the Eiffel Tower would probably be easier to do from Belgium. And it would improve his standing in the international community too! Lot of shields though.

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[TheDuckOfFlanders]

OK ,i tried to die in the saddle ,but after 56 times i came to the conclusion my girlfriend was dead (or in coma ,i don't know)

Anyway ,trying to die sadle is not easy if you're 20 years old. (and sexual deseases just take to long)

I think it would be cool to die the kamikaze way (you know 20kg tnt around you're belly and of you go)
But wich target should i chose????

 

[duke o' york]

The major court in Belgium, or some kind of lawyers' drinking club would suggest itself. Why not the Stock Exchange? Or anywhere else where crowds of people the world would be better off without gather to revel in their unscrupulous wealth. Or if you're feeling unimaginitive, your local McDo would do at a push.

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[Brad]

How 'bout at a CivFan Reunion

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