How do I post a new thread?

Now that we are only 669 post away from 1000, should TheMulattoMaker teach Gori how to start a new thread about pizza?
 
Why do you say we are 669 posts away from 1000, when we are only 668?
 
Pizza eat I do how?
 
Does this mean we're now 666 posts away? :satan:
 
Why is it that asking whether we are X posts away from 1000 always seems to put us X-1 posts away from 1000?
 
Can we get the mods to make the posts in this thread count down instead of up?
 
Eat pizza do I how?
 
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