The Person
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How many aliens does it take to change a lightbulb? All recommendations welcome as long as they state why.
How many aliens...
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Mrogreturns
The Ghost Who Posts
There is no answer. They can't change it as they have evolved to a state where they no longer have physical forms. Instead they would get one of their robots to do it.
Yaniv
Prince
It take one alien.
Istructions:
1. Remove old light bulb.
2. Insert new light bulb.
Istructions:
1. Remove old light bulb.
2. Insert new light bulb.
If they're illegal aliens, it would take five, as one would get caught trying to cross the border and a second to translate the directions for the other three.
If they're legal aliens, it would take fifteen. One to change the bulb, one to be taken to an undisclosed location on suspicion of being a terrorist, two to be arrested for smuggling drugs and eleven to get stuck in line at INS.
If they're legal aliens, it would take fifteen. One to change the bulb, one to be taken to an undisclosed location on suspicion of being a terrorist, two to be arrested for smuggling drugs and eleven to get stuck in line at INS.
Aphex_Twin
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One, they hook up the flying saucer to the bulb, attach that to the socket and spin it...
The Person
Deity +2
They? I thought you said only one...
Aphex_Twin
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One to handle the remote, silly 
The Person
Deity +2
Aaaah, I see. But you still need two.
BTW, I have an opinion too.
You'll need four (4) aliens to change that famous lightbulb.
You need one stupid alien to come up with stupid ideas of how to change the lightbulb. Then you need one smart alien to think seriously and smack the stupid alien when it comes with its stupid statements. Then you need one alien to guard their spaceship against kids trying to steal it. And at last you need a mentalic alien to make passers-by forget all they have seen.
BTW, I have an opinion too.
You'll need four (4) aliens to change that famous lightbulb.
You need one stupid alien to come up with stupid ideas of how to change the lightbulb. Then you need one smart alien to think seriously and smack the stupid alien when it comes with its stupid statements. Then you need one alien to guard their spaceship against kids trying to steal it. And at last you need a mentalic alien to make passers-by forget all they have seen.
cgannon64
BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!
Zero. Aliens don't have lights.
Eastern Knight
Dragons!
Aliens don't have lights.
That's why they'll need to have it.
Plan A:
One to steal the technology from human, one to change it.
Or only one alien to do both.
Plan B:
One alien to invent it, one to change it.
Or only one alien to do both.
That's why they'll need to have it.
Plan A:
One to steal the technology from human, one to change it.
Or only one alien to do both.
Plan B:
One alien to invent it, one to change it.
Or only one alien to do both.
luke ka boom
Chieftain
none. they have technology far better than ours so they don't need to change light bulbs. that's what fire is for, light and warmth
Perfection
The Great Head.
Why would they need to they have glowing fingers!
china444
Ain't no thang
1,300,000,000
The entire race will be baffled and the last citizen will figure it out.
The entire race will be baffled and the last citizen will figure it out.
Perfection
The Great Head.
You'd think for such an advanced race there would be more then 1.3 billion members!
The Person
Deity +2
Hey, Perfection, why haven't you suggested something? It shouldn't be that difficult. How many aliens does it take to change a stupid lightbulb?
Eastern Knight
Dragons!
1, only 1!
ONE!
ONE!
Stefan Haertel
Title
6
One to land on earth and discover the primitive human beings still use lightbulbs.
One to fly back to the planet and report this to their leaders.
One to fly back to earth and change the lightbulb
One to eliminate all curious human beings who might disturb the progress of changing the bulb.
One to install a monstrous thermal detonator to destroy earth, because a planet whose primary race still uses lightbulbs is worthless.
And one to fly them all back.
One to land on earth and discover the primitive human beings still use lightbulbs.
One to fly back to the planet and report this to their leaders.
One to fly back to earth and change the lightbulb
One to eliminate all curious human beings who might disturb the progress of changing the bulb.
One to install a monstrous thermal detonator to destroy earth, because a planet whose primary race still uses lightbulbs is worthless.
And one to fly them all back.
vbraun
Raytracing
All of them.
Half of them removes it (becasue they made the ceiling a tad to high there stacked up on top of one another) then falls down and breaks the light bulb.
Half of them puts the new one in falling and causing a huge amount of pain on the first half
Half of them removes it (becasue they made the ceiling a tad to high there stacked up on top of one another) then falls down and breaks the light bulb.
Half of them puts the new one in falling and causing a huge amount of pain on the first half
NaZ
Warrior Monk of the Arun
Who cares as long as they change it :roll:
