AFAIK the French imperial holdings never extended far outside Africa and some areas of the far East, there were minimal territories in South America and Canada. The British Empire coverd half of North America, chunks of Africa, the Middle East, China, India, Australia... It was the largest empire in history and kickstarted the Industrial Revolution. If that doesn't make the grade then exactly what standards are we setting? Oh 'people speak
American English'; could it be that the US speaks English
because they were a British colony, well duh.
As for this 'the English are half French' thing... the period known as the dark ages was an age of mass migrations, the inhabitants of the british isles, such as the picts and celts were invaded by the Angles (German), then the Saxons (mostly Danish), much as other parts of western Europe were invaded by other tribes from the East. The Normans invaders themselves, whom I believe you are referring to, were a migrant scandinavian tribe (
see here). It is worth noting that the Norman invasion of England in 1066AD was the last successful invasion of the british isles by outsiders and that the claim this gave the English Kings over French lands led to English invasions of France in subsequent centuries (ever read Henry V by Shakespeare?)
The English and French cultures are deeply intertwined and we have a bizarre love/hate relationship, like quarrelling siblings, one of my best friends is French (the smug git) and it is amazing how alike and yet unlike we are.
Who spanked Napoleon at Waterloo? Hey, wasn't it some English guy?
France is larger? what kind of argument is that? the populations are about the same, and the UK has a bigger economy (currently 4th in the world according to the
World Bank)
Here's the sort of list I would like to see:
European: England, Russia, Denmark, either Germany (as the Holy Roman Empire) or Spain.
Mediterranean: Greece, Rome, Phoenicia
Middle Eastern: Persia, Assyria, Ottomans
African: Egypt (the Egyptians deserve a whole category to themselves IMO), Great Zimbabwe, Mali
Oriental: China, India, Mongols, Khmer (the people who built Angkor Wat)
American : Choose one: Aztecs, Inca, Mayans (Or whoever actually built
Teotihuacan)
I shrank that down to 18, but I could easily name a whole lot more, I find myself especially picking on the poor American civs, mainly because they were out of the worlds eye for so long, then got obliterated by European culture.