How to achieve more than 100% in your life.

[dogen]

well, ppl actually spent some time counting

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.

Well, here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve
103%.

First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.

IF:

A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26



Then:

H A R D W O R K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%


Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%


But interesting (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ... This is how youachieve 100% in LIFE.


But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

B U L L S H I T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!

 

[Juize]

But this should be moved to the jokes forum...

JUISE (my real name) =
10+21+9+16+5=51%

SPAM=
19+16+1+13=49%

JUISE+SPAM= 100%

 

[allan]

ROTFLMAO!

B R O W N N O S E

(2+18+15+23+14+14+15+19+5)=125%!!!

 

[Mikoyan]

My real name, Sami 42% d'oh!
(19+1+13+9=42)

A+N+A+R+C+H+Y
1+14+1+18+3+8+25=112%!

S+Y+N+D+I+C+A+L+I+S+M
19+25+14+4+9+3+1+12+9+19+13=125%!

 

[stormerne]

STORMERNE = 127%. No wait, LIFE itself is only 32, and I'm four times that!

(What a stupid thread. I can't believe I'm contributing to it )

 

[Warlord56]

LAZINESS

12+1+26+9+14+5+19+19=105%

 

[scorch]

cool.

PUNK
16+21+14+11 = (goddamit, wheres my calculator) = 77%

COMFORMIST
3+15+13+6+15+18+13+9+9+20 = 121 %


this thing is broken.

 

[H Tower]

so your BUSH would be...
2+21+19+8=50%

Gore is...
7+15+18+5=45%

H Tower=
8+20+15+23+5+18=89%

what does all this mean again?

 

[scorch]

k,

OSAMA BIN LADEN
15+19+1+13+1+2+9+14+12+1+4+5+14=110%

considering how many letters in his name... not that good.

 

[Mikoyan]

KHADAFFI
11+8+1+4+1+6+6+9=46%

RASTAPOPOLOUS(you know, the guy from tintin)
18+1+19+20+1+16+15+16+15+12+15+21+19=188%