WickedSmurf
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A guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He
forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water
on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks
around the room and sees that it is in a perfect
order, spotless clean. And so's the rest of the
house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a
hot breakfast, fresh newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.
Father (F): "Son, what happened yesterday?"
Son (S): "Oh, the usual. You came home after 3
am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked
in the hallway, and gave mom grief."
(F): "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and the food is on the table?"
(S): "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off you said !
"*****! Leave me alone, I'm married!"
forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water
on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks
around the room and sees that it is in a perfect
order, spotless clean. And so's the rest of the
house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a
hot breakfast, fresh newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.
Father (F): "Son, what happened yesterday?"
Son (S): "Oh, the usual. You came home after 3
am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked
in the hallway, and gave mom grief."
(F): "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and the food is on the table?"
(S): "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off you said !
"*****! Leave me alone, I'm married!"
Lucky man
