How to install Linux on a badger.

[Dr. Yoshi]

http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml



"Let's face it: any script kiddie with a pair of pliers can put Red Hat on a Compaq, his mom's toaster, or even the family dog. But nothing earns you geek points like installing Linux on a dead badger."

 

[The Person]

Step 1: Find a suitable badger.

For some reason this struck me as the funniest bit.

A pity I'm not a Linux geek, so I'll probably have some problems doing this. Plus my mother would be furios if I dragged a dead badger home.

 

[Swiss Bezerker]

speeking of animals, u know what would be funnyimp my dead squirrel.

 

[The Person]

I will install Linux on my squirrel!

 

[Sophie 378]

I love the Disclaimer!

DISCLAIMER: No badgers or Macintoshes were harmed in the course of this test installation. Your results may vary. Please note that zombie badgers are banned in many municipalities in California and Wisconsin; zombie badgers must remain leashed at all times in Texas. Zombie badgers can move at great speeds, and are prone to sudden acceleration; use proper caution when driving your zombie badger. Do not allow your zombie badger to consume mushrooms or African snakes, or your badger may emit catchy techno music. Do not taunt zombie badgers. Prolonged use of a zombie badger may cause acne, insomnia, leprosy, unusual weather, or the end of time. Please dispose of your zombie badgers properly; consult your local recycling company for proper disposal protocols.

 

[Thangorodrim]

Oh, great. I clicked the link in the disclaimer.