Husband v1.0

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Husband 1.0 Just Released


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 7.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Husband 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Shopping 10.3, Drunken Dancing Party Girl 2.5, and Telephone 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Husband 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Boyfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program.

Can you please help me!!!???

Thanks,
A TROUBLED USER

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Dear TROUBLED USER,

This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 7.0 to Husband 1.0 with the idea that Husband 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING system and designed by its creator to run everything.

It is very unlikely you would be able to purge Husband 1.0 and still convert back to Boyfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 7.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Boyfriend 7.0 because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Boyfriend 8.0 or Husband 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Forms of Harassment/Non-payment of Child Support". I recommend you to keep Husband 1.0 and deal with the situation.

I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Husband 1.0 myself, I might also suggest reading the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that may occur, regardless of their causes. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case, avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately, you may have to give the C:\APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs.

Husband 1.0 is a GREAT program, but very high-maintenance. Consider purchasing additional software to improve performance. I recommend Favorite Meal 3.1 and Engine HP PLUS. If your drive supports it, definitely run your own customized application of Do It. Do not, under any circumstances, install Boss with Bulging Briefs 3.3. This is not a supported application for Husband 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
 
:lol: :rotfl:

Do you mind if I post this at another site? I can post a link to it here.

Also, where's the Wife 1.0 upgrade from the GirlFriend 9.0? That would have slightly different comments.
 
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