I hate Norway!

Lohrenswald=12967620 said:
You are mistaking.
I know that most re-settled in Scotland for some reason. (Who'd want to?) But they still have more than average.

You are also maken an error in your typen there.
 
I know that most re-settled in Scotland for some reason. (Who'd want to?) But they still have more than average.

You are also maken an error in your typen there.

English schminglish.

If there is a hairtype you want to point to as more prominent in Norway than other countries, it is blonde.
 
I was referring to superior minorities.
 
It does say anything: that they have something in common. At least both Ireland and Norway, as independent countries, have been at war with England as a separate country, instead of the UK.
 
I have onced met a girl from Norway in MMO and she was super cool ! ;) People form Norway are not that bad - just like people everywhere ;) feel free to laugh at me - but at least have the guts to admit it ! :P
 
1) So we screwed up - yea good jub You dog - You have asked a granny to have an intercourse with totally underunderstandable engbgrishjiberish - well done
xD

2) We piss too, usually in the toilet , usually.... well You know how it is :mischief:

3) Yeah ! This was actually a good idea ....

4) Yes I think that Australia is in North Africa too ^^

5) Savage Wildlife ! ^^

ummmmm...yeah :mischief:

Well done Brits ! ^^
 
I like Norway, and visited Oslo in the past. A nice city.
Despite them having a very small population, there are a lot of notable Norwegian artists.

Good for them that they became rich. More chance their society will keep getting better, and maybe (despite their own wealth) sending some Varangoi here again ;)
 
You're quite immune to irony, aren't you? :huh: :p

WTH is this? I thought this was a "fun" thread. I made a simple joke. Rather on the nose i thought. But no i get "corrected" and informed about 15% Lapplander ancestry. And in the other thread the people who are usually all like "you are all going to hell!" and "no that wasn't an insult, here read the fine print!" are being all easily insulted.
WTH is this?!


It's ok, metatron.

I can take devious irony most days, but some days I might have a beer to many, as Mr Borachio so nicely put it. :)

But the fact is as to my response, is that you hit the nail with that last comment.
I've met many Norwegians and while they they warmly greet you and make you feel welcome, they will turn on you after some beers and accuse you for Sweden's failure to stand up against Germany and allow them to ship stuff through their country.

I've even been threaten physically and one guy drew a knife on me, until I quickly mentioned that my parents were Finnish. I had to prove it by showing my ID! And he knew Finnish people before and saw that my last name was indeed very Finnish, so he apologized and wanted me to buy him a beer. With his hand fiddling in his pocket I agreed. That was scary.

Young or old, it doesn't matter, if you're from Sweden they secretly hates your guts.

First because of the Hitler thing.
Second because our jokes about them actually hurts them! :)

But please, metatron, keep the irony flowing. Most of the days I actually catch it.
 
There's no such thing as too much beer but there is such a thing as too many beers. Odd.

Anyway, if you get into trouble with Norwegians again, I hope you know enough Finnish to declaim loudly how insulting it is for anyone to think you Swedish and end up telling them that it's their vodka or their life.
 
hakkaa päälle is a good sentence to use. "Hit their heads" or "Cut them down"

Hakkaa means hit, päälle means on the head, right Finlanders?

Hakkapeliitta is the cavalry is the lighter cavalry they used under Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden.

They alone could've taken Norway back in the 1600's

But no, we had to let these squeezy peddlers to live. To the extent of what we see today.

I think it all Gustavus Adolphus's fault, why couldn't he see the bigger picture?

The bugger of a man wanted Europe, when Norway was sitting on his backposrch, ripe and ready to be taken in one move. No, let's take Europe.....frigging megalomaniac idiot king.
 
hakkaa päälle is a good sentence to use. "Hit their heads" or "Cut them down"

Hakkaa means hit, päälle means on the head, right Finlanders?

Hakkapeliitta is the cavalry is the lighter cavalry they used under Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden.

They alone could've taken Norway back in the 1600's

But no, we had to let these squeezy peddlers to live. To the extent of what we see today.

I think it all Gustavus Adolphus's fault, why couldn't he see the bigger picture?

The bugger of a man wanted Europe, when Norway was sitting on his backposrch, ripe and ready to be taken in one move. No, let's take Europe.....frigging megalomaniac idiot king.
 
How dare they not get invaded by the Germans? How dare they be more beautiful than the Norwegians? :mad:
 
And all those ball bearings they sent to Hitler? Who lacked one or two, I heard.

edit: Oh no! Sweden sent ball bearings to the UK (according to wiki - I was sure it was to Germany). Iron ore to the Nazis.

That was very even-handed of them.
 
I think it all Gustavus Adolphus's fault, why couldn't he see the bigger picture?

The bugger of a man wanted Europe, when Norway was sitting on his backposrch, ripe and ready to be taken in one move. No, let's take Europe.....frigging megalomaniac idiot king.

Think about it: Gustav Adolph was a competent ruler and a brilliant strategist who almost conquered Europe, but left Norway alone. What other conclusion can you reach other than that this skillful individual actually secretly was Norwegian?
 
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