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I need some laughter in my life!
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Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat.
A: The wheelchair.
hopefully i don't get banned for this
A: The wheelchair.
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Originally posted by Chieftess
For being in the humor and jokes section, that was as close to a troll as you can get...
Atleast you see it as a bannable offense...
Oopsie, but i bet you laughed, i know you did.
Ailing Penguin
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sometimes random things just cheer people up so, without furthur ado... MONKEY!
otherwise...
Heres a joke for you.
Once, three people were got shipwreked on an island. They wander around for a while, but a tribe appears out of nowhere and captures them. The warriors of the tribe bring him back to their leader. The leader says "They look innocent, so if they pass my test, I will let them go without killing them." He commands them to bring 3 fruits from around the island of the same type, and after that he would furthur instruct them what to do. The first guy brings 3 apples, and the cheif says "If youshove them up your *** without making a sound, I will let you go. He barely gets two in when he yells out in pain. So he dies and goes to heaven. The second guy comes up with three berries. The cheif tells him to do the same. He gets 2 in with ease, but then suddenly bursts out laughing. So he dies and meets the other guy in heaven. Then the first guy asks the second guy, "You could have easily done that without making a sounnd, so why did you start laughing?" The second guy replies, still with a smirk on his face, "The third guy brought pineapples."
If that doesn't work try this one.
A proffeser at a college was renowned for giviing hard quizzes. After several complaints, he started to affectionately call them "Quizzies". Once, a freshmen in his class said without a thought, "If his quizzies are so hard, I would hate to see his testies."
Thats it for now!
otherwise...
Heres a joke for you.
Once, three people were got shipwreked on an island. They wander around for a while, but a tribe appears out of nowhere and captures them. The warriors of the tribe bring him back to their leader. The leader says "They look innocent, so if they pass my test, I will let them go without killing them." He commands them to bring 3 fruits from around the island of the same type, and after that he would furthur instruct them what to do. The first guy brings 3 apples, and the cheif says "If youshove them up your *** without making a sound, I will let you go. He barely gets two in when he yells out in pain. So he dies and goes to heaven. The second guy comes up with three berries. The cheif tells him to do the same. He gets 2 in with ease, but then suddenly bursts out laughing. So he dies and meets the other guy in heaven. Then the first guy asks the second guy, "You could have easily done that without making a sounnd, so why did you start laughing?" The second guy replies, still with a smirk on his face, "The third guy brought pineapples."
If that doesn't work try this one.
A proffeser at a college was renowned for giviing hard quizzes. After several complaints, he started to affectionately call them "Quizzies". Once, a freshmen in his class said without a thought, "If his quizzies are so hard, I would hate to see his testies."
Thats it for now!
Ailing Penguin
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sorry, double post
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Fun thing to do in elevators-
-Lay out a twister mat and ask people to play
-Whisper to people in a secret agent tone(e.g. The agent will meet you in the alley at midnight)
Wear a trenchcoat with a bunch of watches on the inside. Show this to people and ask if the want to buy one
-Lay out a twister mat and ask people to play
-Whisper to people in a secret agent tone(e.g. The agent will meet you in the alley at midnight)
Wear a trenchcoat with a bunch of watches on the inside. Show this to people and ask if the want to buy one
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
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Double post
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