I want you lot to play my Civ game for me

You are still alive? Well, after the city has been changed to Toaster, change it to London's Ruins(For thet is what it will be soon. AND I request a screenshot of the area around London/We're Doomed/Toaster/London's Ruins.
I just read the whole thread. Very nice.
 
The WHOLE thread! Ouch, well done. What stamina.

Okay, I have very small amount of time before dinner to make sense of thnew and old orders, and maybe even do a turn or two..
 
RECAP!

Diplomacy:

1) Friendly attitude to China and America - both of whom are cautious towarsd us)

2) Attempt peace with Germany periodically - Bismark absolutley hates us, but we have nothing to give him. Strangely, apart from a couple of scouts, Bismark has come nowhere near us. (By order of FLotorius (but big hello to conquer_dude who asked same thing ).

3) Bismark's borders have been spied just outside the blackness to the far West of We're Doomed (formerly London, soon to be The Toaster).

4) China is undiscovered, and the Americans have a fairly wimpy 3 (maybe 4) city state to our East. (But I reckon they'll take Westport before we recapture it with our cavemen).

Units:

1) Currently, warriors are regrouping in London, after a costly victory against Barbarian axeman and warrior.

2) All units have a standing order to retreat from barbarians (by order of Flotorius).

3) IronMan2055 has ordered that "the warrior" (interpret: a warrior) stays in London (can't give him "city defence" though, pls clarify).

Civics:

1) Changing to Slavery as soon as the game allows (2-3 turns I think) (By order of Pies-es-Tasty).
2) Changing to Tribalism as soon as possible after the switch. (By order of niffweed17)
3) Changing to Slaver as soon as possible after the switchand enver changing back unless Pies-es-Tasty says so (NOTE: This kind of order being allwoed or not is up for discussion, I believe (as is the whole do that/change it/change it back sort of tug-of-war).
4) Switch to Organized Religion after research of Monotheism (By order of holy king)


Cities:

1) We're Doomed is to be renamed The Toaster (by order of niffweed17).
2) We're Doomed is building a scout - (emph growth) - intention of scout being a medic if possible (by order of Flotorius).
3) We're Doomed is then building warrior -> library (emph production) -> warrior (by order of Flotorius).

Workers:

1) Worker One mining and roading Pig Hill
2) Worker Two roading all adjacent squares around We're Doomed (The Toaster).

Research:

1) Alphabet (26 turns left, even though we've been resarching it for what seems like forever already)!
2) Archery (By order of Flotorius).
3) Iron Working (By order of Flotorius, possibly open to negotiation regarding agricultrue).
4) Monotheism (By order of holy king).

Long Term / General:

0) TRY TO WIN (By order of Lapoleon)
1) In the future, betray and nuke America
1.1) "The future" in this respect is 2000AD (by order of Willowmound) (so no nukes by then means this order is impossible).
2) In any war with America, try to build warriors and rename them Boston Red Sox.
3) Boston can only be taken over after America has been nuked - if it ever is (By order of IronMan2055).
4) Start a new game, but AFTER I've lost the current one (By order of oagersnap). (hey, if anyone loses here, its you lot, hahaha). If I do start a new game, it might be after Christmas (or, at the very least there'll be a break of a fair few days from Christmas Eve onwards).
5) If we get peace with everyone, build a swordsman (if we can) and take back Westport. Also, send a settler and swordsman to found a city (location TBD?) (By order of conquer dude).
 
Argh said:
Research:

1) Alphabet (26 turns left, even though we've been resarching it for what seems like forever already)!
2) Iron Working (By order of Flotorius, possibly open to negotiation regarding agricultrue).
3) Monotheism (By order of holy king).

Argh, are you lost? It was archery after alph and then IW.
 
Argh said:
Cities:

1) We're Doomed is to be renamed The Toaster (by order of niffweed17).
2) We're Doomed is building a scout - intention of being a medic if possible (by order of Flotorius).
3) We're Doomed is then building warrior -> library -> warrior -> undefined city building (by order of Flotorius).

Delete the unidentified building under three since we agreed on no future decision blocking.
Don't forget to do "emphasize this, emph that" as I specified when ordering that build queue.

Thanks.
 
Ok, 140BC:

Initiated change to Slavery (again).

Renamed We're Doomed to The Toaster.

Chinese Warrior enters our domain, SW using OB. (this means he's moved a bit further from the second barb city. Maybe heading for Westport? Exploring? Who knows?)

Last built warrior has first promotion available.

Edit: The Toaster renamed to London's Ruins (By order of Murska).

Scout just begun to be built, but we are in anarchy for one turn. Build queue orders remain as above.

Map:

question.jpg

Ending turn with no actions taken.
 
120 BC

Worker 2 finished with adjacent roads.

Barb axeman now 1 sq NW of our mined hill that is NW of London's Ruins.

Chinese Warrior moves East.

Barb Warrior moves East.
 
Civics:

Are now...

1) Changing to Tribalism as soon as possible after the switch. (By order of niffweed17)

- 4 turns.

2) Changing to Slavery as soon as possible after the switch and never changing back unless Pies-es-Tasty says so (NOTE: This kind of order being allowed or not is up for discussion, I believe (as is the whole do that/change it/change it back sort of tug-of-war).
3) Switch to Organized Religion after research of Monotheism (By order of holy king)
 
Murska said:
I just read the whole thread. Very nice.

Now that you know the menu, it's time to order something from the chef.
But remember, the cuisine doesn't have any crabs tonight.


And chef ... for our victory dinner at pighill we'll have Westport steak off these treacherous cows that betrayed us and defected to the barbs. Eat more cows!
 
Flotorius said:
Now that you know the menu, it's time to order something from the chef.
But remember, the cuisine doesn't have any crabs tonight.


And chef ... for our victory dinner at pighill we'll have Westport steak off these treacherous cows that betrayed us and defected to the barbs. Eat more cows!

Is eat more cows a general order? :D

(Flot, I think you should respond to SamE in the discusion thread, I'm too anarchic to flesh out the rules) :)

Promoting now. Are you letting that axeman come at us still? Gulp.

Could THIS be the end? Three fortified warriors - v - THE AXEMAN?

Watch this space.
 
Flotorius said:
Give that warrior combatI.

EDIT: Shock since it's his 2nd.

No, it's his first. (The guy in the picture I posted).

We have one with City Raider, Shock, Combat I (10/17)
one with Combat I and City Raider I (5/10)
and one wirh nowt. yet.

I noticed since our warriors have been getting slaughtered no one is naming them anymore :)
 
Argh said:
Is eat more cows a general order? :D

(Flot, I think you should respond to SamE in the discusion thread, I'm too anarchic to flesh out the rules) :)

Promoting now. Are you letting that axeman come at us still? Gulp.

Could THIS be the end? Three fortified warriors - v - THE AXEMAN?

Watch this space.

We got +60% defense from city. Have them counter him.

I'll do have a look in the other thread.
 
I thought you had named most of the warriors Barbarians Are Stupid with a number? (As per my order)
 
Sorry, that order applied once we had a stack of 5. That never happened cos of the stupid barbarians in qiestion :)

I do apologise my lord, I have failed you.
 
Our highest ranking warrior will be known as "Shillen IV".
The second will be called "Second of 3"
The scout will be called "Highlander" because he'll live forever and
finally our youngest we call him "Ben".

I hope you're satisfied now. ;-)
 
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