Willowmund, I mourn many of our lost warriors. SNiff, you should have seen the slaughter on Pig Hill.
To all: I'm enforicng a rule (before its broken): NO editing your posts to make it look like you ordered something first. It hasn't happened yet, but if it does, then your orders will just be ignored forever. Sorry, ooh, ain't I nasty!
RECAP!
A lot of the unit related orders have recently been made void, by Flotorius changing HIS earlier order, to better combat local barbarians. To anyone who's orders are lost: Make some more!
Diplomacy:
1) Friendly attitutde to China and America - both of whom are cautious towarsd us)
2) Attempt peace with Germany periodically - Bismark absolutley hates us, but we have nothing to give him. Strangely, apart from a couple of scouts, Bismark has come nowhere near us. (By order of FLotorius (but big hello to conquer_dude who asked same thing

).
3) Bismark's borders have been spied just outside the blackness to the far West of We're Doomed (formerly London, soon to be The Toaster).
4) China is undiscovered, and the Americans have a fairly wimpy 3 (maybe 4) city state to our East. (But I reckon they'll take Westport before we recapture it with our cavemen).
Units:
1) Currently, warriors are regrouping in London, after a costly victory against Barbarian axeman and warrior.
2) All units have a standing order to retreat from barbarians (by order of Flotorius).
3) IronMan2055 has ordered that "the warrior" (interpret: a warrior) stays in London (can't give him "city defence" though, pls clarify).
Civics:
1) Changing to Slavery as soon as the game allows (2-3 turns I think) (By order of Pies-es-Tasty).
2) Changing to Tribalism as soon as possible after the switch. (By order of niffweed17)
3) Changing to Slaver as soon as possible after the switchand enver changing back unless Pies-es-Tasty says so (NOTE: This kind of order being allwoed or not is up for discussion, I believe (as is the whole do that/change it/change it back sort of tug-of-war).
Cities:
1) We're Doomed is to be renamed The Toaster (by order of niffweed17).
2) We're Doomed is building a scout - intention of being a medic if possible (by order of Flotorius).
3) We're Doomed is then building warrior -> library -> warrior -> undefined city building (by order of Flotorius).
Workers:
1) Worker One mining and roading Pig Hill
2) Worker Two roading all adjacent squares around We're Doomed (The Toaster).
Research:
1) Alphabet (26 turns left, even though we've been resarching it for what seems like forever already)!
2) Iron Working (By order of Flotorius, possibly open to negotiation regarding agricultrue).
Long Term / General:
0) TRY TO WIN (By order of Lapoleon)

1) In the future, betray and nuke America
2) In any war with America, try to build warriors and rename them Boston Red Sox.
3) Boston can only be taken over after America has been nuked - if it ever is (By order of IronMan2055).
4) Start a new game, but AFTER I've lost the current one (By order of oagersnap). (hey, if anyone loses here, its you lot, hahaha). If I do start a new game, it might be after Christmas (or, at the very least there'll be a break of a fair few days from Christmas Eve onwards).