I want you lot to play my Civ game for me

[conquer_dude]

Can I request that you name one of the warriors fortified in London's Ruins to Alfonzo?

Oh, and maybe you should move the warriors away from the barbs. I'm getting worried.

Tension is high over here. Get me some water, chef.

 

[conquer_dude]

Oh yeah, if this is the end, please start a new one ASAP. This topic is fun.

 

[Flotorius]

Can I request that you name one of the warriors fortified in London's Ruins to Alfonzo?

Oh, and maybe you should move the warriors away from the barbs. I'm getting worried.

Tension is high over here. Get me some water, chef.

Nope. Guess why? Somebody else already has ordered it. You can still have the water though.

PS: There is another warrior in the build queue. In order to honour the effort of conquer_dude, we'll call him "Alfonzo". How's that? I'm a nice guy.

 

[conquer_dude]

Nope. Guess why? Somebody else already has ordered it. You can still have the water though.

PS: There is another warrior in the build queue. In order to honour the effort of conquer_dude, we'll call him "Alfonzo". How's that? I'm a nice guy.

Um... very.

What are we reaserching now? Did we finish alphabet?

 

[Flotorius]

Could THIS be the end? Three fortified warriors - v - THE AXEMAN?

Haven't we killed CONAN, the Uberbarb?
So why fear a mere Axeman now?

 

[Flotorius]

What are we reaserching now? Did we finish alphabet?

Still Alphabet. BUT we are pushing a library and once we have it I had ordered to set to emph research in now London's ruins while still growing. I hope the warriors keep us alive until we have researched archery which comes right after alphabet.

Once we're there, we'll crash those damn barbs or at least not fear them anymore. ;-)

 

[conquer_dude]

Wake me up when Alfonzo comes around.

Oh yeah, wait to make Alfonzo an Archer. I stamp request there. Then make him attack Westport, or some other ABC (Anoying Barbian Cities) or Barbarians.

Once archery comes around, they won't last long.

How are we doing with the Germans? I heard that there have been scouts lurking around, and that we've spotted a German border?

EDIT: Misspelled Westport. And Alfonzo will be the 1rst Archer, if that already has not been requested...

 

[Flotorius]

So I take an order back:
The warrior being born-built after the library shall not be named "Alfonzo".

Instead his name will be "The Rejected One".

I hope that archer Alfonzo will be a real Robin Hood of the Westport forest.

 

[Flotorius]

How are we doing with the Germans? I heard that there have been scouts lurking around, and that we've spotted a German border?

Well, what I have heard was that all scouts got eaten by bears or smacked down by barbs.

 

[conquer_dude]

I hope that archer Alfonzo will be a real Robin Hood of the Westport forest.

Robin Hood should have a long bow.
But I hope so too.

Where is archery in our queve, I've gotten confused.

EDIT: Okay, nevermind I see it now, it's next. BOOYAH!

 

[niffweed17]

disband one of your warriors in London's Ruins.

 

[conquer_dude]

why should we do that? For gold?

 

[niffweed17]

note that my commands are not necessarily beneficial.

another suggestion: switch to environmentalism as soon as possible.

 

[Flotorius]

disband one of your warriors in London's Ruins.

Ouch. That's certainly a game-destroying order, IMHO.

I'll figure out if they are on duty so we can't do that even without lengthy rule discussions.

 

[Flotorius]

switch to environmentalism as soon as possible.

Nothing wrong with that.

 

[conquer_dude]

Hmm... is Niffweed trying to make us loose the game sooner than we already are...

Nah, just pikin on ya.

 

[niffweed17]

i would try to offer helpful advice if it weren't a completely lost cause...

 

[Flotorius]

i would try to offer helpful advice if it weren't a completely lost cause...

That somehow reminds me of post #456.

 

[conquer_dude]

Dang, were's Argh. I've been waiting for an hour now...
Need patience.

After the warrior in the queve we need to make an archer, if archery is already discovered. That archer is Alfonzo. We really need more defense.

 

[Flotorius]

Dang, were's Argh. I've been waiting for an hour now...
Need patience.

After the warrior in the queve we need to make an archer, if archery is already discovered. That archer is Alfonzo. We really need more defense.

Calm down dude. We have been defenseless for centuries now. Obviously the first archer will be Alfonzo.


By order of niffweed a warrior has to be disbanded.
By my add-on order: This cannot be done before we own a MechInf.


BTW, I order Argh to state his opinion on disbanding.


New order: No disbanding of any units unless they are trapped by enemy borders not taking into account the one lost cause warrior doomed by niffweed.