I want you lot to play my Civ game for me

Two Chinese axemen enter our SW border.

One German archer moves to 1 sq SE of the capital.

One AMERICAN axeman appears on our NE border.

Three warriors left, library 5 turns, settler in 12.
 
One Chinese axeman sticks his axe in Billy's chest. Another cuts the legs off of "warrior". German archer moves up to Westport. Unavoidably captured next turn. American axeman occupies Pig Hill.

Our last warrior says his prayers......

I''ll post the aftermath in a second.

Thanks for playing folks, phew, I'm exhausted.
 
Germans burn down Westport. Everybody is killed.

Chinese axemen occupy London's Ruins and impose martial law.

Our civilization is ended.

Sniff.

But at least, even after London's Ruins fell, we were notified that we had researched...masonry, in the year 320AD.

Well, you lot suck ;) ;) ;)

Poor Billy, poor German Applesauce.

Other random civs in the game were:

Aztecs, Arabs, Egyptians, Mongolians and Greeks.

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Are you starting a new one now? Like right now?
I'm still mourning the death of The Second of Three, German Applesauce, and Billy

Our list of heroes:

1.GERMAN APPLESAUCE
2.SECOND OF THREE
3.BILLY
 
No way am I starting one now, its 1.40 am!

I expect someone to start a thread entitled "Argh's Anarchy Game - The Aftermath" for me though...hint, hint, hint (in this Stories Forum)..so that we can talk about what worked, what didn't, what went wrong, who had fun, who didn't. Similar thread to the discsuion thread, but just about this game that we just played.

Final map:

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Nooo, Mr and Mrs fisherman were going to sneak off and re-start England.

You really are a meany. But also, very thorough. I like that in an evil person.

I was killed in London's Ruins. No orders can be given. The work boat escapes! England lives forever!
 
In fact, the workboat was my first ever, prototype Alpha-Centauri bound spaceship....disguised as a work boat. Oh yes.
 
*A lone trumpeter stands on a hill, the buring ruins of Westport smearing the sky with smoke, play a long and heartwrenching rendition of Taps. He plants an English flag on the hill, and walks off into the forest.

A group of Chinese axemen comes up and lights the flag on fire.*
 
sniff sniff:sad:

I mourn the death of all the pathetic English people and all the heroes that we had...

:( :sad: :cry:
 
next time we should have a rule that someones order can be canceled if three others say no
 
it could be considered planting false evidence so the orderer is convicted and beheaded
 
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