I was JUST stung by a scorpion.

[andrewgprv]

My mom bit me once, really hard too. I had a problem with biteing my siblings when I was young. One time I made my sister bleed pretty badly I bit her so hard. Anyway one day I got in a fight with one of my siblings and bit them, so my mom picks me up and says "How does this feel" and she sinks her teeth right into my arm, I cried and cried but I never bit me siblings again.

 

[kulade]

My mom bit me once, really hard too. I had a problem with biteing my siblings when I was young. One time I made my sister bleed pretty badly I bit her so hard. Anyway one day I got in a fight with one of my siblings and bit them, so my mom picks me up and says "How does this feel" and she sinks her teeth right into my arm, I cried and cried but I never bit me siblings again.

Wow. I once bit my brother at my friends house many years ago. It think he still has the mark, but it didn't bleed. Luckily for me. and this is the best thread.

 

[cgannon64]

dude lets send this to bash.org im sure they have nothing like it

 

[Hundegesicht]

I don't know much about scorpions, but many spider venoms have very damaging long term effects. If I were you I'd definitely see your doctor within the next 48 hours and get the poison neutralized.

 

[Mescalhead]

Dead yet Kefka?

 

[kulade]

Dead yet Kefka?

Looks like he is. We come here today to honor the memory and legacies Kefka has brought us. Like this spammy thread. He will be remebered well by his friends and enemys. Let no tears be shed here.

 

[shadowdude]

I went to my local Petco and bought them
I do kind of feel high. but its just like after you have had a few beers and you are slightly buzzed.

High? like Beer? Don't get stung and drive

 

[Al Zan]

is Kefka still alive?

 

[Amenhotep7]

Uh-oh. Kefka's gettin high on the scorpion venom.

 

[andrewgprv]

Kefka is comfortably numb.

 

[kulade]

My card 4 Kefka:

 

[shadowdude]

I think he's either pushing up daisys or too high off of the venom to answer

 

[andrewgprv]

Anyone ever see the episode of Sealab when the captain gets trapped under a soda machine and a scorpian comes up and stings him, and he gets high off the sting. Then the captain is trapped under the soda machine for weeks and he becomes friends with and names the scorpian, all the while getting stung and high. good times

 

[kulade]

 

[cgannon64]

Anyone ever see the episode of Sealab when the captain gets trapped under a soda machine and a scorpian comes up and stings him, and he gets high off the sting. Then the captain is trapped under the soda machine for weeks and he becomes friends with and names the scorpian, all the while getting stung and high. good times

God yes!!

See the episode where the guy comes to inspect sealab and they show the filming of that scene?

 

[shadowdude]

Anyone ever see the episode of Sealab when the captain gets trapped under a soda machine and a scorpian comes up and stings him, and he gets high off the sting. Then the captain is trapped under the soda machine for weeks and he becomes friends with and names the scorpian, all the while getting stung and high. good times

That's great,lol Seriously, is Kefka still alive?

 

[kulade]

That's great,lol Seriously, is Kefka still alive?

No he is dead. But he is still high.

 

[shadowdude]

No he is dead. But he is still high.

rotfalmao

 

[kulade]

rotfalmao

I know thats an abriviation, but for what ? Or is it an Italian word ?
Yes Kefka is in slumber w/ his scopions.

 

[shadowdude]

I know thats an abriviation, but for what ? Or is it an Italian word ?
Yes Kefka is in slumber w/ his scopions.

its the abrivation for: rolling on the floor laughing my ass off (sorry, I added an extra a)