If AOL were a city...

[ybbor]

this one's for you MarineCorps

-You'd only pay $21.95 a month to live there, but half the time you tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck.

- 48 hours after moving in, your mailbox would be overflowing with special offers, promotions and discounts from www.buttsmack.com

- If you saw a crime and called 911, they'd reply a week later with a form letter saying how you "really are important you are to us".

- Whenever you traveled to other cities, people would see your license tag and laugh behind your back.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

-Whenever the mailman delivered mail to your house, he would yell 'You've got mail'...even in the middle of the night

 

[Gogf]

- When your 1028 free trial living in AOLvill expires at 3:12am, shadowy men come to your house, bar your doors closed, and cut your power. At 7:00am you are awakened to a man shouting "You've got bills!" You walk to your door, and discover that you have 3 hours and forty-eight minutes of back fees due. You attempt to shut off your service, but you can neither leave your house, nor fax in the cut-off form.

 

[LLXerxes]

-Shopping would be priceswould be increadibly hi even in local gas stations (aol-shopping )

 

[shadowdude]

-After hearing "you've got mail" at 6AM you open your mail box to find 100 free "come back and try AOL"CDs. Shortly afterword a shadowy man with an Italian accent tells you "it'd be a real shame if you didn't try version 9.0"

 

[Pirate]

If AOL were a city-

You would pull out of your driveway directly onto a traffic jammed highway. Periodically the traffic would get so bad you would instantly teleport back to your house.

 

[LLXerxes]

-You'dget so upset you'dmove to Internet explorer.

 

[kulade]

-You run out of AOL time, but then you open a cereal box and see you got 1028 more hours.

 

[MrRats]

You try to play a multiplayer game, but a wall of fire would block you off from your friends.

 

[ybbor]

when you try to vote in an election they would give you an error message

 

[MarineCorps]

Haha! I love this! Thanks yabbor!

 

[shadowdude]

- If AOL was a city you would use all the "try AOL free for 1000 hours" CDs that you get in the mail to make a mural of the AOL logo on your wall.