If you were a weapon what would you be?

[Eukaryote]

Simple Question, if you picture yourself as a weapon, what are you? I'm a BFS. (Big F**king Sword)

Edit: The poll has the max number of options, so please don't complain about a lack of options.

 

[bhsup]

Mace. Big and round and able to cwush you!

 

[QuoVadisNation]

I'm thinking of going to law school. So I feel a pike would be apprioriate.

I like watching people/companies bleed and or 'die' after impaling them on a "pike"/law suit.

 

[Xanikk999]

Probably a wooden mallet. Im not fatal, but when i fight (which is extremely rare), i hurt.

 

[Urederra]

Agent orange.

 

[Narz]

You forgot pen.

 

[Narz]

or keyboard in this day & age

 

[scipian]

Handgun. Competent, advanced, capable of doing a lot of damage, focused, low-key, precise, clean-cut. I'm not brutish, provincial, flashy.

 

[Eukaryote]

or keyboard in this day & age

I only wanted to use real weapons, not figurtive weapons.

 

[Red Door]

An AK-47 .

 

[Rhymes]

Fist! because its the only one that can be somehow related to sex.

 

[BasketCase]

Sniper rifle, because that's how I tend to play first person shooters ("Thief" being one of my all-time faves). Sneak in undetected, sanitize target with one shot to the head, disappear.

 

[BCLG100]

Longbow, i always liked the idea of being able to properly use one.

 

[Narz]

I only wanted to use real weapons, not figurtive weapons.

You can stab someone in the eye with a pen. A bit subtle but does the trick. (savor the smiley pun)

 

[Yuri2356]

Artillery. I don't give a damn about being 'fair' or 'honourable' on the metaphorical battlefield. I crack my problems open from far over the horizon because it's quick, practical, and easy. Also, I'm generally to lazy to actualy move about the battlefield. I find a nice, comfortable firing position and then do all I can from there.

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

A machete. Im gonna hack you to bits.

 

[skadistic]

A molten steam of hot magma.

 

[b etor]

light sword. or conventional bomb.

 

[GinandTonic]

A terribly witty comment, slightly misphrased so as to fail to be terribly witty.

Or a Sat Night Special. Do something phychotic and unexpected on the off, otherwise its not going to be pretty.

 

[Margim]

You forgot pen.

Indeed. Put me down for pen.