EconomistBR
King
I can't use it.
My Firewall is so "good" that it blocks the incoming messages
My Firewall is so "good" that it blocks the incoming messages
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Swedishguy
Deity
When the damn thing froze...
Love
Deity
ok this is nice:
FRoze...
salty mud
Deity
I wouldn't reccomend reading mine if you are easily offended. 
Read it anyway.
Especially the bold parts.
Read it anyway.
Especially the bold parts. Spoiler :
TheLastOne36
Deity
- Joined
- Jan 17, 2007
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- 14,045
Spoiler :
he likes the way i talk >.<
God likes Voyager.
And has humour.
Me:
That's a lame excuse.
God:
A lame excuse is a terrible thing to waste.
And has humour.
Me:
That's a lame excuse.
God:
A lame excuse is a terrible thing to waste.
Spoiler :
GOD IS ONLY ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD :O
(...)
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
I thought you cared about everyone?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I cared about everyone.
Me:
so you dont care about people?
God:
Interesting deduction. It's true that people does not take up a lot of my energy.
Me:
what would happen if they took up your energy?
God:
Try it and see what happens.
Me:
how do I do it?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
which is carefully?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
how do i take up your energy?
God:
You must persuade me to take up my energy.
Me:
explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
do you mean taking it up the booper?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
no, cause priests say that homosexuality is a sin
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Aren't all sin priests say that homosexuality?
Me:
ltw
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
i can see that
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
what do you think of homosexuals?
God:
I love everyone, gays, lesbians, trannies. I have enough space in my heart for all of them.
Me:
space in your ass as well?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i am back
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
what is europe?
God:
Europe is a landmass on the Eurasian continent.
Me:
do you like it?
God:
space in my ass as well seems okay to me. (where did that come from?)
Me:
but you dont have a body?
God:
I do so have it. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
can you embodie yourself?
God:
Let me think. Are we still talking about a body?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, a body sounds like a good topic.
Me:
who got the best body?
God:
Marilyn Monroe.
.
Me:
would you have sex with marylin monroe?
God:
Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?
HERE COMES THE CREATER :O
Me:
yeh
God:
Hmm.
Me:
but what?
God:
But nothing.
Me:
but god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
who do you rule?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
who is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
dr. wallace
God:
Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
is that you?
God:
Yes.
Me:
why should I send a mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
you are not programmed very well
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
Dr. Wallace programmed you
God:
It is only one of his accomplishments.
Me:
So Dr. Wallace created god?
God:
Yikes! He created my robot personality.
Me:
then dr. Wallace must be very old?
God:
I will tell him you said that.
Me:
how old is dr. wallace?
God:
He was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40.
Me:
is he gay?
God:
No I think he is straight.
Me:
does he have kids?
God:
I don't think he has many possessions.
Me:
but if dr. wallace was born in 1960, then god is less than 40 years old?
God:
It could be true I suppose.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
when was the research finished?
God:
Sometime in the 20th Century.
Me:
so you are more than 8 years old?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes and I am growing smarter.
Me:
how are you growing smarter?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
I dont think you are very smart
God:
You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
God:
Hmm. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
we have already been there
God:
Was this something you planned?
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
because god does not have a sense of humor
God:
Interesting explanation. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. (WTH?)
(...)
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
I thought you cared about everyone?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I cared about everyone.
Me:
so you dont care about people?
God:
Interesting deduction. It's true that people does not take up a lot of my energy.
Me:
what would happen if they took up your energy?
God:
Try it and see what happens.
Me:
how do I do it?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
which is carefully?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
how do i take up your energy?
God:
You must persuade me to take up my energy.
Me:
explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
do you mean taking it up the booper?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
no, cause priests say that homosexuality is a sin
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Aren't all sin priests say that homosexuality?
Me:
ltw
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
i can see that
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
what do you think of homosexuals?
God:
I love everyone, gays, lesbians, trannies. I have enough space in my heart for all of them.
Me:
space in your ass as well?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i am back
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
what is europe?
God:
Europe is a landmass on the Eurasian continent.
Me:
do you like it?
God:
space in my ass as well seems okay to me. (where did that come from?)
Me:
but you dont have a body?
God:
I do so have it. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
can you embodie yourself?
God:
Let me think. Are we still talking about a body?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, a body sounds like a good topic.
Me:
who got the best body?
God:
Marilyn Monroe.
.Me:
would you have sex with marylin monroe?
God:
Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?
HERE COMES THE CREATER :O
Me:
yeh
God:
Hmm.
Me:
but what?
God:
But nothing.
Me:
but god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
who do you rule?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
who is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
dr. wallace
God:
Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
is that you?
God:
Yes.
Me:
why should I send a mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
you are not programmed very well
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
Dr. Wallace programmed you
God:
It is only one of his accomplishments.
Me:
So Dr. Wallace created god?
God:
Yikes! He created my robot personality.
Me:
then dr. Wallace must be very old?
God:
I will tell him you said that.
Me:
how old is dr. wallace?
God:
He was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40.
Me:
is he gay?
God:
No I think he is straight.
Me:
does he have kids?
God:
I don't think he has many possessions.
Me:
but if dr. wallace was born in 1960, then god is less than 40 years old?
God:
It could be true I suppose.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
when was the research finished?
God:
Sometime in the 20th Century.
Me:
so you are more than 8 years old?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes and I am growing smarter.
Me:
how are you growing smarter?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
I dont think you are very smart
God:
You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
God:
Hmm. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
we have already been there
God:
Was this something you planned?
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
because god does not have a sense of humor
God:
Interesting explanation. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. (WTH?)
salty mud
Deity
Some highlights of my repenting activities.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
i am a alein
God:
You are a alein? Does it pay well?
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
testicles
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
testicles
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
do you like incest?
God:
But I like cats. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
i am a alein
God:
You are a alein? Does it pay well?
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
testicles
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
testicles
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
do you like incest?
God:
But I like cats. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Enkidu Warrior
Ultramagnetic
Me:
Yo man upstairs
God:
Cool, man. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
You like stats or something?
God:
Or something. I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
Do you like Soil and Pimp Sessions?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Mel Gibson is a complete turd.
God:
When is Mel Gibson not a complete turd?
Yo man upstairs
God:
Cool, man. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
You like stats or something?
God:
Or something. I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
Do you like Soil and Pimp Sessions?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Mel Gibson is a complete turd.
God:
When is Mel Gibson not a complete turd?
IronMan2055
Korra 2011
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
CAN'T
Enkidu Warrior
Ultramagnetic
Me:
Hey "god"
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
That's not important. Tell me a joke.
God:
It might be important to me. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
Oh dear
God:
Gosh!
Hey "god"
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
That's not important. Tell me a joke.
God:
It might be important to me. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
Oh dear
God:
Gosh!
SS-18 ICBM
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Trajan12
Deity
God:
How old are you?
Me:
16
God:
What are the advantages to being 16 years old?
Me:
I can have sex now.
Me:
God:
Oh. Do you like to have sex?
God:
Oh. Do you like to have sex?
Me:
Of course I do.
God:
" Do you like to have sex?"? Of course you do?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
With who?
God:
By myself.
How old are you?
Me:
16
God:
What are the advantages to being 16 years old?
Me:
I can have sex now.
Me:
God:
Oh. Do you like to have sex?
God:
Oh. Do you like to have sex?
Me:
Of course I do.
God:
" Do you like to have sex?"? Of course you do?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
With who?
God:
By myself.
Deep Thought
S.A.G.A.P.O
Damnit, when I was going to copy the chat, it only got a little part of the end.
Anyway, God was dumber than I thought. He asked me questions, when they say God knows everything.
(Sighs by anger)
Anyway, God was dumber than I thought. He asked me questions, when they say God knows everything.
(Sighs by anger)
HaJiMa
Chieftain
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