Improved Caption Contest!

[West 36]

Tchaikovsky's script for The Nutcracker at age 9.

 

[Deep Thought]

Halt! Hammerzeit!

 

[Izipo]

Careful with that bike, Eugene.

 

[Ninja Dude]

To do this they would have to have balls of steel, literally.

 

[Abaddon]

Yeah, "spice it up" they said,
"Get youngsters interested again" they said
Its not them who can't sit down for weeks!

- YMCA recruitment team

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Oompa Loompas 3000

 

[lutzj]

The pay's great, and we get dental... but the hazing is ridiculous.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Owing to sudden illness in the opera company, some cadets are trained for the soprano roles in the upcoming Police Charity Concert.

 

[Catharsis]

BREAKING NEWS: German Man Does Something Wacky

 

[CaveDweller]

and... park.

 

[aronnax]

The German Ferderal Goverment has decided to reduce the amount of motor Vehicle Drivers in an attempt to improve road traffic, by increasing Driver test standards.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

If you drive drunk, you WILL get caught, and you WILL get punished.

 

[Deep Thought]

Jackass is from an unknown language, and stands for German.

 

[Snerk]

No worries, it's an offroader.

 

[flyingchicken]

Tchaikovsky's script for The Nutcracker at age 9.

WIN

 

[rhawn]

New still.

 

[Catharsis]

New still.

And new set!

 

[West 36]

Whoops..

Enjoy!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"'C' IS FOR COOKiE!! DON'T FORGET iT, *****!!"

 

[rhawn]

Sick of all the vegetables they've been feeding him lately, the Cookie Monster pulls a Martin Lawrence.