Improved Caption Contest!

[lutzj]

The pay's great, and we get dental... but the hazing is ridiculous.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Owing to sudden illness in the opera company, some cadets are trained for the soprano roles in the upcoming Police Charity Concert.

 

[Catharsis]

BREAKING NEWS: German Man Does Something Wacky

 

[CaveDweller]

and... park.

 

[aronnax]

The German Ferderal Goverment has decided to reduce the amount of motor Vehicle Drivers in an attempt to improve road traffic, by increasing Driver test standards.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

If you drive drunk, you WILL get caught, and you WILL get punished.

 

[Deep Thought]

Jackass is from an unknown language, and stands for German.

 

[Snerk]

No worries, it's an offroader.

 

[flyingchicken]

Tchaikovsky's script for The Nutcracker at age 9.

WIN

 

[rhawn]

New still.

 

[Catharsis]

New still.

And new set!

 

[West 36]

Whoops..

Enjoy!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"'C' IS FOR COOKiE!! DON'T FORGET iT, *****!!"

 

[rhawn]

Sick of all the vegetables they've been feeding him lately, the Cookie Monster pulls a Martin Lawrence.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

"The dough? You want the dough? You can't handle the dough!"

 

[sp1023]

"I really could use that shotgun right about now..."

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Cookies muthaf---er! Do you have them!?

 

[Deep Thought]

Cookie monster didn't like the girl scouts' new health program.

 

[flyingchicken]

'Fork over cookie!'
'But cookies are finger foods!'

 

[kill fire]

I SAID CHOCOLATE CHIP!