Jesus Vs Chuck Norris

[MjM]

You knew it was coming. Who will win?

Jesus:

VS:

Chuck:

 

[Perfection]

Jesus is dead, Chuck isn't.

And even if Jesus was alive, Chuck would kick his ass.

Of course, they'd both get stomped by a Giant Death Robot.

 

[The Condor]

I'd have to go with Chuck. He at least hasn't been killed yet ever.... Also, Jesus is to nice. I mean not everyone would kill themselves to save some other people from a eternity of doom and stuff. Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick him in the face and not care.

 

[Dreadnought]

Jesus can do anything...

 

[Perfection]

Jesus can do anything...

Can he make a man so kickass he cannot defeat him?

Because I think that's what he did with Chuck

 

[MjM]

Jesus. He has god like powers! Chuck is a mere man.

 

[Aramazd]

Chuck, Jesus believes in turning the other cheek so I don't think he would try to beat him.

 

[Perfection]

Jesus. He has god like powers! Chuck is a mere man.

Jesus was just an overglorified ancient David Blaine.

 

[The Condor]

Oh yeah for all you chuck lovers here are some real facts (second page ) of him that you will find dissapointing:Link.

Note: That thread though wasn't made by me (nor the comments) but instead by my dad who had a bet with me. All the stuff on the second page is true though.

 

[Perfection]

Now now The Condor, you Papa should get his own account.

Your account is for YOU only.
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[The Condor]

IT was just one thread. And besides that was all of it. Does it matter that much?

 

[I am the Future]

It will be a draw, Jesus will only be able to survive by blocking the round house kicks with his beard, which we all know was a gift from chuck in the first place.

 

[Maniacal]

The Giant Radioactive Monkey will pwn both.

 

[MjM]

Jesus gave Chuck his beard Mr F. Not the other way aurond.

 

[Perfection]

IT was just one thread. And besides that was all of it. Does it matter that much?

All forum rules must be strictly adhered to.

There cannot be any deviation.

 

[Babbler]

You know, IIRC, Chuck himself is a devout Christian.

So they would team up together and kick are unbelieving arses to kingdom come.

 

[Riesstiu IV]

Wait... Which one is Jesus? They both have long brown hair and a beard!

 

[homeyg]

I say sp0rk3h will get downloaded onto both of their computers, in which case, they both get pwned.

 

[Perfection]

I say sp0rk3h will get downloaded onto both of their computers, in which case, they both get pwned.

Jesus has a computer?

 

[Stylesjl]

Jesus is devine he will kick some mortal ass!