Jesus Vs Chuck Norris

[Stylesjl]

Jesus has a computer?

Jesus saves

 

[homeyg]

Jesus has a computer?

I don't know but what if he does?

 

[Perfection]

I don't know but what if he does?

Would we call it the Good iBook?

 

[Kozmos]

Maybe he has a webpage from where you can order wine and fish?

 

[MjM]

Bread and fish you dolt.

 

[GermanRuler]

If Jesus can bring back the dead he can also kill the living

 

[Kozmos]

Jebus made wine as well,bread who would order bread online?Its in a frackin store 20 meters away.

 

[Archbob]

Jesus's Pity is even more powerful than Mr. T's , Jesus takes this.

 

[The Yankee]

Jesus is the best. Besides, if you saw "Jesus Christ, Superstar" then you know he'll find some minions with semiautomatics.

 

[Abaddon]

SPAM would crush it all...

 

[BCLG100]

Well jesus is the son of God

 

[Blazer6]

Jesus saves

Chuck Norris deals out 5D20 damage to everyone else.

 

[Elrohir]

Chuck Norris is a Christian, he wouldn't fight Jesus. And even if he did - he's Jesus guys, come on.

 

[blackheart]

Chuck Norris is a Christian, he wouldn't fight Jesus. And even if he did - he's Jesus guys, come on.

And he's Chuck Norris. Jesus wouldn't fight back, so Chuck Norris wins by default.

 

[Xshayathiya]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

I dont think it went that way with Jesus.

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

The only time Chuck Norris ever came close to dying was when he fell into a pool of molten lava. Chuck doesn't know how to swim.

So yeah, he would kick Jesus's ass.

 

[GenMarshall]

Jesus would win hands down. The fight would not start anyway since Jesus would preach forgiveness and nonviolance to Chuck Norris. As a martial arts student, I firmly believe that karate and other forms of martial arts should only be used for self-defense.

 

[Perfection]

I firmly believe that karate and other forms of martial arts should only be used for self-defense.

Tell that to the Ninjas.

 

[GenMarshall]

Tell that to the Ninjas.

The Ninjas are just Heretics to the martial arts .

 

[BCLG100]

Besides even if jesus got knocked back he'd have God to back him up.