Joke Contest!

[stellar converter]

we are going to have a joke contest! everyone come up with their favorite jokes and post them in the "joke contest submission" section! ill need a panel of 3 judges who will not participate. no stealing anyone elses jokes i.e. my clinton joke. contest will end 10 days after i have all the judges(which i do) one can use their own jokes that they posted here. lets not have it too dirty, or ill delete them.

good luck<IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif" border=0>

judges:
1.stellar converter
2.Cornmaster
3.vanillacube

[This message has been edited by stellar converter (edited January 02, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by stellar converter (edited January 04, 2001).]

 

[vladmir_illych_lenin]

Who's the third judge? Oh yeah, i think you should cancel the "1 joke per person." rule. Me and travin seem to be going at each other pretty hard with jokes.

 

[VanillaCube]

steller I should be the third judge!
just delete my joke!
dumb one anyway I was just trying to get something started!


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3.Stellar
4.SunTzu
5.Håkan
6.scorch
7.vladmir_illych_lenin

 

[stellar converter]

yea, ok. requests processed...

requests granted.

ten more days left! vanilla is the third judge, and one can input infinite jokes.

 

[VanillaCube]

the cut off date for jokes is the 14!

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1.travin
2.Thunderfall
3.Stellar
4.SunTzu
5.Håkan
6.scorch
7.vladmir_illych_lenin

 

[VanillaCube]

2 MORE DAYS LEFT!

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The people in my cool book
1.Travin
2.Thunderfall
3.Stellar
4.SunTzu
5.Håkan
6.scorch
7.vladmir_illych_lenin
8.vanilla_converter

 

[VanillaCube]

Sorry the Joke contest is over!
the winner should be anouced shortly!

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1.Travin
2.Thunderfall
3.Stellar
4.SunTzu
5.Håkan
6.scorch
7.vladmir_illych_lenin
8.vanilla_converter
9.Michspirit99

 

[VanillaCube]

uh stellar we still have not anounced a winner.....or mabey you did but I missed it!
who is the winner and how did corn vote!

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The people in my cool book
1.Travin
2.Thunderfall
3.Stellar
4.SunTzu
5.Håkan
6.scorch
7.vladmir_illych_lenin
8.vanilla_converter
9.Michspirit99

 

[stellar converter]

since corn did not post winner, lefty wins for his barbarian joke. best jokes are the ones that are short and funny, and maybe even civ related, and lefty's was the only good one.

do you agree vanilla?

 

[VanillaCube]

Yes I agree but because Cornmaster did not vote I move for a mistrial and and I demand a recount! <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/hammer.gif" border=0>
We must wait for cornmaster's absenties vallet! !soldier! <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/hammer.gif" border=0>


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The people in my cool book
1.Travin
2.Thunderfall
3.Stellar
4.SunTzu
5.Håkan
6.scorch
7.vladmir_illych_lenin
8.vanilla_converter
9.Michspirit99

[This message has been edited by vanillacube (edited February 07, 2001).]

 

[CornMaster]

Sorry...I forgot all about this.
I like the one........that Travin said about the naked guy hiding in the fridge that goes to heaven. I almost pissed my pants. (1st)

Also I liked the one Travin had about Santa. Almosted pissed myself on that one too. (2nd)

And then vlad's joke about the perfect man and wonman (3rd)

Well in my opinion anyway.

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[stellar converter]

id already heard all those before. guess we have better jokes in america or something. what were yours again, vanilla? istill like lefty's

 

[VanillaCube]

I Think Lefty should come in first and Travin should come in second!

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The people in my cool book
1.Travin
2.Thunderfall
3.BlueMonday

 

[CornMaster]

Well it looks like Lefty and then Travin in second. Vlad in 3rd???

That's what I can live with.

 

[MadMelkor]

Is ther somewher where i can find the jokes, or was it all a giant joke this joke contest ??? ?:

Well it was funny !!

 

[stellar converter]

they are buried somewhere at the bottom of the forum. there are hundreds of them.


that is good.

1. Lefty Scaevola
2. Travin
3. Vlad

 

[VanillaCube]

Why is the letter for this topic always red regardless if someone has posted something new here or not.
Its starting to get annoying!

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[This message has been edited by vanillacube (edited March 31, 2001).]

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Side effect of it being a sticky thread.