Kefka's Mildly amusing stories!

[Kefka]

Originally posted by Pggar
Why change the name? That last story was so mildly amusing. Dell almost exploded with expectation.

If it's absolutely necessary, it should be renamed to "Kefka's mildly amusing stories".

Thats actually better!

I want it changed because this topic is no longer just for lefty Everybody can enjoy my mildly amusing stories!
I don't want people not comming in because they think I might be talking directly to lefty.



{NOTE:Some mod forget my last note I want this thread named
Kefka's Mildly amusing stories!

 

[The Balrog]

Why not: Kefka's stories?

 

[Kefka]

Balrog there are three things you need to know about me!
and no this is not the same thing as the PM I sent you!

1. I like "Kefka's mildly amusing stories" better because most will be (attemted) Mildly amusing

2. I am stuborn and my mind is set on mildly amusing stories.

4. Just storys does not convey the message I want to send

3. I can't count.

 

[The Balrog]

You should have written


1. I like "Kefka's mildly amusing stories" better because most will be (attemted) Mildly amusing

B. I am stuborn and my mind is set on mildly amusing stories.

3. Just storys does not convey the message I want to send

9. I can't count.

 

[Kefka]

BALROG I DIRECT YOU TO RULE 2 AND 3!

 

[The Balrog]

Am i getting to you?

 

[Kefka]

I can't tell you here check your PM for the anwser

 

[Dell19]

Kefka I think you made a mistake. You should have sold the coins for millions and then brought Civ 3 for $50, which would leave you alot of cash left over to eliminate Balrog (If you wanted to )

Kefka's Mildly amusing stories! <-- Definately the best name.

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by Dell19
Kefka I think you made a mistake. You should have sold the coins for millions and then brought Civ 3 for $50, which would leave you alot of cash left over to eliminate Balrog (If you wanted to )

Kefka's Mildly amusing stories! <-- Definately the best name.

well duh!!!!!!!
Thanks for explaning to everyone the punchline in the story :crazyeyes

{NOTE: anyway I will now PM the proper mod about it since I have now made up my mind.

 

[Kefka]

THE FOLLOWING IS AN ACOUNT OF A TRUE STORY THAT HAPPEND SOME MANY NIGHTS AGO


One night I was playing civ three and during a massive invasion of the aztecs who attacked me for no reason I decided to celibrate with some chips, I chosse doritos spicy cheeze anyway I ate one and the aztecs asked for peace and I almost choked on the one chip but insted it was just lodged annoyingly in my throat and I was coughing vilontly so I ran to the fridge and grabed a carton of milk to wash it down but thats when it all turned wrong
sorry ..... anyway when the milk passed my tounge I realized that it was old and lumpy and I spit it out all over the kichen floor along with the chips and a large amount of rice I had eaten earlier for lunch!
mind you me the combo of old milk and white rice with soy sauce is not a good tasting combo.


so if you got anything from this story it should be CHECK YOU MILK BEFORE YOU DRINK!


Thank you this has been a Kefka story.

 

[Dell19]

Its definately a mildy amusing story

 

[knowltok3]

I would have thought that the lesson would be that Doritos and war with Aztecs do not mix. I mean, look what happened to you when you tried it.

 

[Pggar]

This was the most mildly amusing story till now Kefka.
Keep them coming.

Good Job.

 

[darkChild]

that last story really hit the spot....

may i tell a slightly funny tale?

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by darkChild
that last story really hit the spot....

may i tell a slightly funny tale?

I permit thee one tail.... er tale.
and one tale only!!!!!

 

[damunzy]

I thought this was a midly amusing thread up until the last story. That was mildly sickening. Maybe I should change the title for you

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by PaleHorse76
I thought this was a midly amusing thread up until the last story. That was mildly sickening. Maybe I should change the title for you

I guess ya can't pleeze em all
and PaleHorse its best not to visulize it



on another note Im still waiting for darkChild's one tail

 

[Juize]

I have a suggestion: Why dont we change the title of this thread to:
Kefka's heavily SpamUsing stories!

 

[Becka]

Originally posted by Kefka
THE FOLLOWING IS AN ACOUNT OF A TRUE STORY THAT HAPPEND SOME MANY NIGHTS AGO


One night I was playing civ three and during a massive invasion of the aztecs who attacked me for no reason I decided to celibrate with some chips, I chosse doritos spicy cheeze anyway I ate one and the aztecs asked for peace and I almost choked on the one chip but insted it was just lodged annoyingly in my throat and I was coughing vilontly so I ran to the fridge and grabed a carton of milk to wash it down but thats when it all turned wrong
sorry ..... anyway when the milk passed my tounge I realized that it was old and lumpy and I spit it out all over the kichen floor along with the chips and a large amount of rice I had eaten earlier for lunch!
mind you me the combo of old milk and white rice with soy sauce is not a good tasting combo.


so if you got anything from this story it should be CHECK YOU MILK BEFORE YOU DRINK!


Thank you this has been a Kefka story.

That was a very amusing story.

 

[Kefka]

One time I had a dog and he used to bark all the time so I tried to teach him not to bark but I had no Idea how? I tried pleading with the dog yelling back at the dog I was almost ready to rip out his voice box.
then one day a great Idea came to me I thought I might be able to create a device that would mildly electrocute the dog evey time it barked I was so happy with that Idea that I went down in the basment and created such a device which it took me forty days and forty nights to create!
but when it was finnally created I tested it out and attached it to my dog then I yelled and the dog barked!
BAAR zzzzzzzzzz ow ow ow, and that was that!
after about two days the dog stoped barking all together and I rejoiced at my great accomplishment because no matter what I would do the dog would NOT bark so I took off the device and went to sleep literally patting myself on the back.
I awoke the next morning and found that I was robbed! My T.V. , My computer! EVERYTHING! and why because my dog would not bark at the Intruder to wake me up
ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY BABY!


thank you this has been a Kefka story.