Kefka's Mildly amusing stories!

[The Balrog]

Originally posted by Kefka
One time I had a dog and he used to bark all the time so I tried to teach him not to bark but I had no Idea how? I tried pleading with the dog yelling back at the dog I was almost ready to rip out his voice box.
then one day a great Idea came to me I thought I might be able to create a device that would mildly electrocute the dog evey time it barked I was so happy with that Idea that I went down in the basment and created such a device which it took me forty days and forty nights to create!
but when it was finnally created I tested it out and attached it to my dog then I yelled and the dog barked!
BAAR zzzzzzzzzz ow ow ow, and that was that!
after about two days the dog stoped barking all together and I rejoiced at my great accomplishment because no matter what I would do the dog would NOT bark so I took off the device and went to sleep literally patting myself on the back.
I awoke the next morning and found that I was robbed! My T.V. , My computer! EVERYTHING! and why because my dog would not bark at the Intruder to wake me up
ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY BABY!


thank you this has been a Kefka story.

And then what? I'm still waiting for the funny bit.

 

[damunzy]

That is why it is named Mildly amusing. And why I put in Annoying!

 

[Graeme the mad]

This thread's made me contemplate this -

The world is such a sad place


And just for your information the answer to the woodchuck riddle on page one (yes I read it all, okay) is not

he would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck

and yet kefka says it is right

I WANT THAT PRIZE of NOTHING - the correct answer is

a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck

SO GIVE ME THE PRIZE

 

[Becka]

Originally posted by The Balrog


And then what? I'm still waiting for the funny bit.

It's the irony!

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by The Balrog


And then what? I'm still waiting for the funny bit.

The funny part is YOU!
You came in here expecting funny and read all of that and NOTHING!




AND darkChild WERE IS YOUR TAIL!

a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck

and actually your wrong too its
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

[damunzy]

Boy, that was no fun. I renamed Kefka's thread and I got no outburst. Fine, you win, I will change it back.

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by PaleHorse76
Boy, that was no fun. I renamed Kefka's thread and I got no outburst. Fine, you win, I will change it back.

who do you think I am Graeme the mad?
all I would do is report to thunderfall in my whinning voice (oh you know the one )
That your changing my topics
but thanks


this is my last note on this, I swear
DARKCHILD WERE IS YOUR TAIL!
Im still waiting.

 

[Kefka]

I was posting my FF3 map when on saturday 12:00 P.M. when the devil came down and possesd my computer, I was just about to post my jpg up when the site FLIPPED OUT!
I hit Refresh for three hours just reading that "it should only take a half an hour" then when it said wait a few more hours I went to NewGrounds.com AND THEY CRASHED TOO!
so then I checked out Crono Trigger Rip off but guess what? they were down too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN WAS SATURDAY THE OFFICIAL PISS OF KEFKA DAY!
any way I shut down the computer and checked it at like 2 A.M. and all the good sites were still down!
finally at 12:00 (somewhere around there) Civ Fanatics was back up evil devil was sent back to hell!
I guess he was one of those 24 hour devils. :crazyeyes
Glad to know you Hope you can guess my name.


Thank you this has been Kefka story

 

[duke o' york]

Yeah, your computer has seriously screwed up as it has made you post nigh identical messages in two different threads in two different forums!
Who is Darkchild Were, and who is he tailing? You seem to suggest that he is following Palehorse around, or is he following Becka? That kind of stalker should be taken off the streets forcibly.

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by duke o' york
Yeah, your computer has seriously screwed up as it has made you post nigh identical messages in two different threads in two different forums!
Who is Darkchild Were, and who is he tailing? You seem to suggest that he is following Palehorse around, or is he following Becka? That kind of stalker should be taken off the streets forcibly.

Darkchild asked me if he could post a funny tail but he never did once I permited him to I guess the only thing left to do is to stalk darkchild and find his tail.

Okay so mabey that wasen't the last note on it

DARK CHILD WARE IS YOU TAIL! ????


oh while Im here I will post a pic I found on the Internet

 

[allhailIndia]

[DARK CHILD WARE IS YOU TAIL!]
If you want to print words soo big, you can atleast make sure it is the correct spelling

 

[Knight-Dragon]

Originally posted by allhailIndia
[DARK CHILD WARE IS YOU TAIL!]
If you want to print words soo big, you can atleast make sure it is the correct spelling

He probably did it on purpose. It's a Kefka kind of thing.

 

[Kefka]

Dictionary - A refeence book containing words usu. alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, etymologies, meanings and syntactical and idiomatic uses.




I HAVE JUST TWO QUESTIONS

1) WHY WOULD YOU LOOK UP THE WORD DICTIONARY IN THE DICTIONARY.

2) IF YOU DID'T KNOW THE MEANING OF DICTIONARY WHERE WOULD YOU FIND IT?

 

[Whiskey Priest]

3) Why do people say look it up in a dictionary when you ask them how to spell something. Wouldn't not being able to spell it make it hard to find?

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by Whiskey Priest
3) Why do people say look it up in a dictionary when you ask them how to spell something. Wouldn't not being able to spell it make it hard to find?

Often people at least know the first two or three letters so it is actually quite easy to find the word.

You may be looking up dictionary because you want to know how to spell it and the front cover has been worn away...

 

[Kefka]

Last night I was driving along the road when I heard this horrible crunching sound I quickly stoped the car when and got out and I realized I had ran over a cat I reconized the cat as belonging to the sweet old lady that lives two house's down from me.
I figure I should go and tell her about her cat, I walk up to her door and ring the bell I was just about to chicken out and leave when she opened the door. she was a sweet old lady with white hair and looked like she had been through a lot. I didn't beat around the bush as to why I was there; I just told her that I accidently ran over her cat and apollogized over and over again. she was crying, I asked her if It would help if I pay her for a new kitty and through the tears she told me "she was a present from her daughter who is now dead" I was feeling really bad so I opened up my wallet and gave her nearly one hundred dollers.
At that moment a police officer came over and handcuffed her , I asked the officer "Why are you cuffing this nice old lady. the officer looked at me and said "didn't you know its Illegal to sell pussy on the side of the road?"




Thank you this has been a Kefka story

 

[Zwelgje]

Kefka, you're sick! Stay sick please....

 

[Dell19]

Nice story

Not sure whether it is midly amuzing though...Maybe it should be Mildly sick...

 

[Kefka]

There were three guys standing next to a cliff bob, joe, and jim.
Bob said to the other two guys that "this cliff is magical and if you jump off it and yell something you will turn in to whatever you yelled, joe and jim did not belive him and told him to prove it!
so bob jumps off and yells "BIRD!" and just as bob said it he turned in to a bird and flew off. joe and jim were amazed at that and they wanted to try it too. jim went first he reached the edge and jump yelling "DRAGON!" and just then he turned in to a dragon and flew off, joe wanted to but he didn't cause he was scarred.
after a while jim and bob came back and they did it again to become hummans, it was not a big cliff so they were all right.
they taunted joe constantly and laughed at him, joe finnaly got fed up and decided to do it too so he creeped up to the edge and looked down, just then bob pushed him off the clif and joe screamed out "AH CRAP!"



Thank you this has been a Kefka story

 

[gonzo_for_civ]

Hey kefka, can I post a mildly unamusing story? Plllllleeeaaaasssssee.........