Kefka's Mildly amusing stories!

[Kefka]

A few hours ago when I was shuting down my computer this happend!
I clicked on shut down in the windows option and Instead of shuting down my computer gave me a pop window telling me there was a problem and this is what it said

This Program has perfomed an Ilegal operation and will be shut down

Oh the Irony

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[drake]

A mildly amusing story for Lefty

Mildly being the key word

 

[duke o' york]

How about:
A barely amusing sentence for Lefty?

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in vino veritas

 

[Kefka]

Okay since you guys seem to like that stupid story, here is another

When I was watching the preview channel and these two movies were on after each other.
"Do the right thing"
"Throw mama from the train"


more mildly amusing stories to come.
and I really only made this post because lefty was mad people were not posting here

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Okay, I'll upgrade that one to 'minimally' amusing

though amusing nonetheless.

 

[goodbye_mr_bond]

I don't know why, but I'm starting to find this whole thread amusing...

 

[Kefka]

I was watching gillagins Iland last night and I was always wonering.
Why mister Howl brought sooo much stuff for a three hour tour, a three hour tour. <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif" border=0>

also speaking of movies (or cartoons) what exacly is goofy! He cant be a dog because he looks nothing like pluto and he cant be a wolf because I have seen that artist drawings of a wolf and they look nothing like him.

and how many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop!
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[This message has been edited by Kefka (edited August 26, 2001).]

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by Kefka:
I was watching gillagins Iland last night and I was always wonering.
Why mister Howl brought sooo much stuff for a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

A. The shipwreck was his plan to wait out the statute of limitations on tax evasion.
B. He was planning to transfer directly to the airport after leaving the Minnow

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola:
A. The shipwreck was his plan to wait out the statute of limitations on tax evasion.
B. He was planning to transfer directly to the airport after leaving the Minnow

Your not suppost to actually answer the question!
Okay then tell me how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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[Esca]

TextYour not suppost to actually answer the question!
Okay then tell me how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

That the cover story, official answer. Digging out the real truth (over athe apolyton coffee shop last oct/nov) require many hours of torture, dunking comerade woodchucksie repeatedly into a vat of malset, then an assult by my Legio XX on the woodchucks, and when they were rescued by the Men in Tights, a joint attack against them by my legion and Tiamat, a five headed fire breathing dragon. Now i alone pocess the real secrete of how much wood would a woodchuck chuck.

 

[Warlord56]

If you are a comercial it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop, if you are not, it takes approximately 1,770 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie pop

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by Esca:

TextYour not suppost to actually answer the question!
Okay then tell me how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

You got it right!
AND NOW YOU WIN THE GRAND PRIZE OF NOTHING!



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[Kefka]

I was walking down the street one day and a guy said HEY YOU!

and I said who me?

 

[Dell19]

And...what happened next? The suspence is killing me...

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by Esca


He would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

He shouldn't chuck any would because that would hurt if the wood chuck would chuck your wood

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by Dell19
And...what happened next? The suspence is killing me...

Then he gave me three pennies one was heads the other was tails and the third was neither!

 

[Dell19]

Wow and then what happened?

 

[Kefka]

Well since I had money I went to buy civ3 but the lady at the counter told me it was 50$ and 3 pennies would not cover it!
but then I showed her the 3 pennies and she told me that the one penny with neither was worth MILLIONS!


so I traded it to her for civ3





{note:read the next note some moderator.

 

[Pggar]

Why change the name? That last story was so mildly amusing. Dell almost exploded with expectation.

If it's absolutely necessary, it should be renamed to "Kefka's mildly amusing stories".