Kefka's Mildly amusing stories!
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Kefka
Your local Schizophrenic
Once when I was at an Arcade in Salem I found a $100's on the ground. So of course like any sane person I look around and quickly snach it up!
I go back to playing the games at the Arcade when some guy comes up to me and asks if I found $120 any where because he lost that.
I say No of course because I found $100 and not $120. So he goes and starts asking other people if they seen $120 and the only thing Im thinking is "ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY! I BETTER GO AND SEARCH FOR THAT TWENTY!
I never did see that guy again OR find that extra twenty bucks. I guess I was two blinded by the $100 that I must not have noticed the $20 probably right next to it.... damn.
Thank you this has been a Kefka Story.
I go back to playing the games at the Arcade when some guy comes up to me and asks if I found $120 any where because he lost that.
I say No of course because I found $100 and not $120. So he goes and starts asking other people if they seen $120 and the only thing Im thinking is "ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY! I BETTER GO AND SEARCH FOR THAT TWENTY!
I never did see that guy again OR find that extra twenty bucks. I guess I was two blinded by the $100 that I must not have noticed the $20 probably right next to it.... damn.
Thank you this has been a Kefka Story.
Kefka
Your local Schizophrenic
Your rope?
A few days ago I was on a plane going from Oregon to Oklahoma and It had been a long day, so about ten minutes after we left the ground I had feel asleep, I must of been asleep for an hour or two but when I awoke I saw this rope in the seat next to me.
I wondered who had left this rope there so I tap the guy in front of me on the shoulder and ask him, "is this your rope?" and he says "NO OFF COURSE NOT WERE STILL IN AMERICA"
Thank you this has been a Kefka story.
A few days ago I was on a plane going from Oregon to Oklahoma and It had been a long day, so about ten minutes after we left the ground I had feel asleep, I must of been asleep for an hour or two but when I awoke I saw this rope in the seat next to me.
I wondered who had left this rope there so I tap the guy in front of me on the shoulder and ask him, "is this your rope?" and he says "NO OFF COURSE NOT WERE STILL IN AMERICA"Thank you this has been a Kefka story.
Kefka
Your local Schizophrenic
well if you don't like them then stop reading themOriginally posted by Dell19
Wow Kefka's stories have returned and they are worse than ever!
Kefka:.....and the guy said IT WAS THE DUCK!
Dell19: that was stupid and I knew it was going to be stupid!
Kefka: well if you knew it was going to be stupid why did you even bother to read it?
Dell19: because if I didn't read it then I couldn't post that it was stupid and draw more attention to myself and Increase my already bloated posts count.
Kefka: Oh Really?
Dell19 Anyway why do you post those stupid storys anyway?
Kefka: Because I think its actually quite funny to listen to you whine about how stupid they are
the more I hear how stupid the storys are the more I want to see if I can top the next one in stupidity by "Dells standards". 
Besides that says to me that you really like me
cause its said that "you only bash the ones you love" 
anyway thanks for noticing my stories forum being back up again.
Is it a real story?
Kefka
Your local Schizophrenic
I can't say that I disagree
I was watching CNN earlier today and I forgot who said it but I heard one of the stupidist and most briliant quotes I have ever heard.
As I said Im not sure who it was that said this quote but it was a quote about Osama Bin Ladin. I guess you want to hear the quote don't ya?
well let me think of what it was and I will get back to you
Oh yea I remember it now so without further A do I will tell you the quote.
it was
and tell me how anyone could disagree with that
Thank you this has not really been story but it was told by Kefka and could be amusing
I was watching CNN earlier today and I forgot who said it but I heard one of the stupidist and most briliant quotes I have ever heard.
As I said Im not sure who it was that said this quote but it was a quote about Osama Bin Ladin. I guess you want to hear the quote don't ya?
well let me think of what it was and I will get back to you
Oh yea I remember it now
so without further A do I will tell you the quote.it was
now I must ask you all to think about that quote
and tell me how anyone could disagree with that Thank you this has not really been story but it was told by Kefka and could be amusing
Kefka
Your local Schizophrenic
no need to say your sorry your helping my ratingsOriginally posted by Dell19
Sorry Kefka
they are though the roof <---------- oh look I have 1269 posts
NOW 
Kefka
Your local Schizophrenic
I saw two people walking down the street a canadian and a mexican, the two came up to eachother and the canadian looked at the mexican and said "wheres the beef?"
Thank you this has been a Kefka ummmm......Joke.
Thank you this has been a Kefka ummmm......Joke.
I don't get it either. Probably some N American thingie.
Kefka
Your local Schizophrenic
Originally posted by Knight-Dragon
I don't get it either. Probably some N American thingie.
OK I'll let you in on the joke
its not suppost to make sense
thats the joke anyway what did the britishguy say to the austrailan?
Wheres the the beef?
