KOMPRESSOR For President!

[Plexus]

Looks like a new candidate is in the running:

http://www.kompressorforpresident.com/

 

[superslug]

Kompressor's stance on abortion:
Abortion: "Everyone must do this, a restaurant full of children is very difficult to eat in. It is loud and you do not eat."

 

[Riesstiu IV]

My favorite:

Seniors: "Old people are very useful to tell stories. Ask them many things, perhaps they give you candy."

Children: "Do not have children, soon you have no money and the teenager hates you."

Native Americans: "You do not litter on the ground, these people are very sad."

 

[Chairman Meow]

"Andreas Kompressor ("Andreas K" to his fans and friends) was born in Bremen, Germany in 1974."

Darn, he's disqualified in two ways: not born in the U.S. and not 35 years old.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Too bad, otherwise if I was an American, I would have voted for him.