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EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEEDED TO KNOW, IS LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN
* It's very uncool to pee in your pants.
* Physical violence is the best means of resolving conflict.
* The world is a strange place: orange crayons don't taste like oranges.
* Fat women like to wear polyester.
* The tunnels in the playground smell like urine.
* Nap time comes right after snack time.
* Tall people have more redeeming social value than short people.
* Candy on the ground isn't really dirty if no one else sees it fall.
* Girls like it when you kick and hit them.
* Columbus discovered America.
* When someone is crying, it helps to laugh at them.
* You shouldn't drop acid right before lunch time.
* You are the only one who can smell your farts.
* Welcome newcomers by letting them eat alone.
* Ostracize anyone who is different from you.
* Santa doesn't bring the Jewish kids presents.
* Marx's particular adaptation of the Hegelian paradigm neglects to fully address the human social condition in a world irrevocably altered by the inertia of bourgeoisie culture.
* The best way to fortify your diet is by eating paste.
* If you really want to be called on, raise your hand as high as you can and shake it while making straining noises.
* And Guinea pigs **** when you squeeze them hard enough.

EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEEDED TO KNOW, IS LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN
* It's very uncool to pee in your pants.
* Physical violence is the best means of resolving conflict.
* The world is a strange place: orange crayons don't taste like oranges.
* Fat women like to wear polyester.
* The tunnels in the playground smell like urine.
* Nap time comes right after snack time.
* Tall people have more redeeming social value than short people.
* Candy on the ground isn't really dirty if no one else sees it fall.
* Girls like it when you kick and hit them.
* Columbus discovered America.
* When someone is crying, it helps to laugh at them.
* You shouldn't drop acid right before lunch time.
* You are the only one who can smell your farts.
* Welcome newcomers by letting them eat alone.
* Ostracize anyone who is different from you.
* Santa doesn't bring the Jewish kids presents.
* Marx's particular adaptation of the Hegelian paradigm neglects to fully address the human social condition in a world irrevocably altered by the inertia of bourgeoisie culture.
* The best way to fortify your diet is by eating paste.
* If you really want to be called on, raise your hand as high as you can and shake it while making straining noises.
* And Guinea pigs **** when you squeeze them hard enough.