Let's get Johan on a damn schedule!!!!!

[NeelaX]

I just read the thread on daily schedules, and I was moved to get Johan on a schedule!! I need all of your help. Maybe pure peer pressure will convince this man. It drives me mad somedays...hehe I go to work at 8;30 and get home at 5:30. Needless to say, Johan usually stays up all night and goes to bed when I get up FOR work. Or somedays he'll stay up for 24 hours straight, and goes to bed right after I get home FROM work.
He shreaks at sunlight, and retreats

to the bed until sunset. I assure you this man is sleeping as I type this from work...lol

Maybe I'm just jealous, because I'm a night person too and cannot stay up all night due to a day job. But damnit, as a woman I need some consistency..hehe
Blue, thunderfall, anyone...will you back me up??

 

[GenghisK]

Frustrated to find your bed empty every night?

Leave him alone... You'll see he'll be back to a military discipline within a month. Trust me

 

[BlueMonday]

HEH HEH HEH What the hell am I supposed to do? I'm 3000 miles away. Unless you want to permanently hot wire the speakers on your computer so that every time I send an email the sound wakes him up like an alarm clock, help from me is impossible.

Just threaten not to sleep with him, that'll take care of it. Of course, maybe you should let him be with his nutsy schedule. After all, I think he deserves it for putting up with the hassle of co-habitation

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[NeelaX]

The charade continues. I think I'm going to revolt by "accidently" formatting the hard drive and insisting that I'm not sure what's wrong with the computer! lol

I can't withhold sex...its my only downfall, hehe you should know this by now

 

[BlueMonday]

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LIAR!!! I've never met any woman who couldn't go without sex. It is in fact, one of the many powers women have over us.

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Why don't you phone him from work, like 10 times each day, waking him up each time, or letting the phone ring until he gets up to unplug it? Send a delivery service to the house and let them make him sign for some useless papers. Pay a friend to break in and pretend to steal junk until he wakes up! The cruel options are limitless!

 

[NeelaX]

Blue,
sorry to say I can not do it. I think Johan is boycotting this thread..hehe but he will assure you that I am the sex fiend in the house.

hehe good ideas Cunobelin but he is so out of it when he sleeps he doesn't even know if I am talking to him when he's sleeping.

The reason he stays up all night is usually the computer...hmmm
I'm about to take drastic measures...hehe but not as drastic as lack of sex, sorry
maybe after menopause...lol

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Maybe you should try acts of random violence. A few fatal beatings will get him back on track, for sure.
The alternative is that he is a .......... vampire

(gasp, shock, horror!)
The avoiding sunlight bit is a dead giveaway.
The solution for this is clear.
Creep home from work in the middle of the day dressed up as Peter Cushing, drive a stake of ash (wood) through his dark,depraved heart, and cut of his head and fill the mouth with wolfsbane whilst saying the Lord's Prayer and the Service of exorcism in Latin. Twice.

That should get him back to normal in no time

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[gjts00]

Johan must be the man...He doesn't have to work & gets to sleep all day, AND HE STILL GETS SEX TOO!!! I should be so lucky.

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Take a

to his pillow for instant results! I guarantee swift and consistant movement for minutes on end!

You have insurance, right?

 

[BlueMonday]

Just get him hooked on crack.

That'll take care of all those bad habits like sleeping, eating, sperm production...

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[Johan511]

LOOK AT ME!

I'm an Alien...

Enough Said.

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