List your favorite video game quotes

*Fart* (laughter)

- Ogres from Warcraft II.
 
[ Responding to a nearby Witch ] "I'll give her something to cry about ..." - Francis from L4D
 
I ride with the wind! Er, it's the beans...

-Light Cavalry, Empire Earth III

You should see me under my armor.

-Shortbow, EE3

No need for compliments. I know I look good.

-Numidian Cavalry, EE3
 
Elaine Marley: Let’s face it, LeChuck. You are an evil, foul-smelling, vile, codependent villain and that’s just not what I’m looking for in a romantic relationship right now.
LeChuck: Darn yer riddles, ya saucy female! What d’ya mean?


[Guybrush finds Murray hanging from a tall spike.]
Guybrush: How’d you get all the way up there?
Murray: Through sheer force of will!
Guybrush: Uh-huh.
Murray: … Okay, it was a bunch of those weird voodoo kids. They found me on shore and put me on top of this spike, all the time thinking they were so funny.

Guybrush: What do you know about lifting voodoo curses?
Murray: Oh sure. I know a lot about lifting curses. That’s why I'm a disembodied talking skull, hanging on a spike, in the middle of a swamp!
Guybrush: You sound bitter.
Murray: I’m sorry, it’s been a rough day.

Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?
Murray: I’d terrorize the South Seas! I’d torture the living! I’d demolish the… er… What I meant to say was, I’d use it to pet kittens.
Guybrush: Nope. You blew it.
Murray: Drat.
 
Volum said:
LeChuck: Darn yer riddles, ya saucy female! What d’ya mean?


[Guybrush finds Murray hanging from a tall spike.]
Guybrush: How’d you get all the way up there?
Murray: Through sheer force of will!
Guybrush: Uh-huh.
Murray: … Okay, it was a bunch of those weird voodoo kids. They found me on shore and put me on top of this spike, all the time thinking they were so funny.

Guybrush: What do you know about lifting voodoo curses?
Murray: Oh sure. I know a lot about lifting curses. That’s why I'm a disembodied talking skull, hanging on a spike, in the middle of a swamp!
Guybrush: You sound bitter.
Murray: I’m sorry, it’s been a rough day.

Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?
Murray: I’d terrorize the South Seas! I’d torture the living! I’d demolish the… er… What I meant to say was, I’d use it to pet kittens.
Guybrush: Nope. You blew it.
Murray: Drat.
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:lol::lol::lol:
What game are these from?
 
Yeekim said:
:lol::lol::lol:
What game are these from?
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Monkey Island 3

Some quotes from earlier games in the series:

Pirate: Guybrush Threepwood? That’s the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard!
Guybrush: Well what’s your name?
Pirate: Mancomb Seepgood.


Guybrush: I’m looking for 30 dead guys and one woman.
Cannibal: I don’t think I want to hear any more about it.


Guybrush: At least I’ve learnt something from all of this.
Elaine: What’s that?
Guybrush: Never pay more than 20 bucks for a game.


Guybrush: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Carpenter: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.
Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Carpenter: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush: A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Carpenter: Oh shut up.


Librarian: Guybrush? Is that a French name?
Guybrush: No, actually it’s a fictional name.
 
Well, it's not exactly a quote, but...

I liked how the small Goron in Goron City (in Zelda: Ocarina of Time) says (after you bomb him), "I am (Insert Player Name), hero of the Gorons." But then he sees that you are the Hero of Time, for whom he is named after (he is the Goron elder's son). He gives you the Goron tunic after that and leads you to Death Mountain Crater.

That was cool. And since time travel isn't in any other Zelda game...
 
Deus ex

Jock: Oh my god JC, a bomb!
JC: A bomb!

JC: What a shame.

Lucky Money Bouncer: Perfect. I order you to stand in the spotlight and growl at the women like a dog who needs a master.

Drunk Russian: I speel my driiink!

Half Life

Scientist: Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
Gordon Freeman: Oh you wanna know why? I'll tell you why. Its symbolic. The management wants you to know that you're their dog. You're wearing their leash. You don't see me wearing a tie, do you. You know why? Because I'm a rebel. The day they tried to enforce the dress code on me; I let them know that there could be an accident around here if that happened. And by accident I mean bomb the place. Hey are you even listening?

Scientist: Gordon.
Gordon Freeman: Yes.
Scientist: If I had known it was you, I would have let you in.
Gordon Freeman: Of course.
Scientist: Everyone is heading to the surface, but I think they're crazy not to stay put. Someone is bound to come by and rescue us.
Gordon Freeman: Well I believe you. But does my gun believe you?
 
"Tombs with piped in music. How classy." - Garrett

"Nothing is changed. All is as it was written. The Trickster is dead. Beware the dawn...of the Metal Age" - A Keeper

Thief: The Dark Project

"You know what they say: "To save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs."" - Bernard

Dr Fred: Our only hope now is to turn off my Sludge-O-Matic machine and prevent the toxic mutagen from entering the river!
Bernard: Isn't it a little late for that, Doctor?
Dr Fred: Of course! That's why I'll have to do it... yesterday! To the time machine!

Day of the Tentacle

UNATCO troop 1: Don't you know what a philanthropist is?
UNATCO troop 2: Yeah, like Nietzche

"Drink more, think less" (Beer advertisement)

Deus Ex
 
"Ever hear about Vlad the Impaler? Awesome dude with the spikes? He's my hero!"

-Haywire (JA2)
 
Ah yes, praise the FSM!

Oblivion Guards:

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Pay the fine or go to jail!

*remix*

From Unskppable, similar to Freeman's mind (found on The Escapist, I highly recommend it).

"What about puddles? Can the moon make waves in them too?"

"No that's stupid, god you're dumb"
 
sir_schwick said:
Deus ex

Half Life

Scientist: Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
Gordon Freeman: Oh you wanna know why? I'll tell you why. Its symbolic. The management wants you to know that you're their dog. You're wearing their leash. You don't see me wearing a tie, do you. You know why? Because I'm a rebel. The day they tried to enforce the dress code on me; I let them know that there could be an accident around here if that happened. And by accident I mean bomb the place. Hey are you even listening?

Scientist: Gordon.
Gordon Freeman: Yes.
Scientist: If I had known it was you, I would have let you in.
Gordon Freeman: Of course.
Scientist: Everyone is heading to the surface, but I think they're crazy not to stay put. Someone is bound to come by and rescue us.
Gordon Freeman: Well I believe you. But does my gun believe you?
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Me and my friends at school laugh ourselves silly at some of the things the scientists in Half-Life say and do.

When shot - "Huuargh!"
"STEEOP!"
"Nooooo!"

When witnessing a friendly attack - "Stop attacking! He's a friend!"
" Are you insane? Stop attacking, immediately!"

And the best must be the random conversations the scientists have.

"Have you seen my coffee cup?"

*Half-hour delay*

"Theoretically."

And...

"The dimensional breach is definately transmitting organic mat-"

"Didn't you just ask me that?"
 
Swein Forkbeard said:
But Game Boy games can never get as emotional as console games.

Namely, games that were very revolutionary when they came out.
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None of the Pokemon games got emotional for you? You have no soul, sir. :shake:
 
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